tell you something. Iâm in charge now, you got that? We do it by the book, no ifs, ands, or buts.â
âI didnât hear him say we had to walk up.â
Cappi was in his face with his beefy breath. âYou know what your problem is? Youâre always thinking someone has to make an exception for you. Do it your way, on your terms. Thatâs not how it works. He says take you up. Iâm taking you up. He wants to see how the car drives, okay? He wants to know what kind of shape itâs in. You say pristine, but we only have your word for it. All he knows, itâs a piece of shit.â
Phillip dropped the protest. Ten more minutes and this would all be over with. Heâd cash in his four hundred dollarsâ worth of chips and buy a bus ticket home. The two began to climb, Phillip clearly out of shape. After two flights he was winded. He had no idea how heâd explain what had happened to his car, but heâd deal with one problem at a time.
They reached the top level of the parking garage. While only six stories high, the night view was dramatic, lights as far as he could see. He spotted the Lady Luck two blocks over, the Four Queens across the street, so close he felt he could reach out and touch the sign. The lot was jammed with vehicles, but the Porsche stood out, gleaming red in the light, not a speck of dust on it. Cappi snapped his fingers. âLemme see the keys.â
Phillip fumbled in his pants pocket and came up with the car keys. Nico didnât seem interested. He stood with his arms crossed, looking off to one side like he had better things to do. Phillip thought heâd be the one who looked under the hood, but maybe he didnât know anything about cars. He doubted Cappi was any kind of expert.
Three guys stepped out of the elevator. Phillip thought they were mechanics or parking attendants until he noticed they wore blue latex gloves. This struck him as odd at first, and then as alarming. He backed up a step, but no one said anything and no one made eye contact. Without a word, they approached and picked him up, one grabbing him under the arms while another was lifting his feet. The third man pulled his wallet from his back pocket and flipped off his shoes. The two men hauled him closer to the parapet and began to swing him back and forth.
Phillip struggled, thrashing, his voice shrill with fear. âWhat are you doing?â
Irritably, Cappi said, âWhatâs it look like? Dante says take care of it. Iâm taking care of it.â
âWait! We had a deal. Weâre square.â
âHereâs the deal, Fuck Face.â
The men swinging him had built up momentum. He thought they might not be serious. He thought they were trying only to scare him. Then he felt himself hoisted over the rail. Suddenly he was airborne, falling so fast he couldnât make a sound before he hit the pavement below.
Cappi peered over the wall. âNow weâre square, you little prick.â
2
So this is how it went down, folks. I turned thirty-eight on May 5, 1988, and my big birthday surprise was a punch in the face that left me with two black eyes and a busted nose. Contributing to the overall effect were the wads of gauze in both nostrils and a fat upper lip. My medical insurance sported me to the services of a plastic surgeon who repaired the old schnozz while I was blissfully sedated.
On my release, I retreated to my studio apartment, where I lay on my sofa, keeping my head elevated to minimize the swelling. This allowed me time to brood about my ill treatment at the hands of a virtual stranger. Five or six times a day, Iâd check my reflection in the bathroom mirror, watching handsome red-and-purple bruises migrate from my eye sockets to my cheeks, blood settling in circles as conspicuous as rouge on a clownâs face. I was grateful my teeth had been spared. Even so, I spent days explaining my sudden resemblance to a raccoon.
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