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New Oxford American—and he was sure that wouldn’t change. There was no Hemingway novel called Cortland’s Dogs , not in this world or any other. Nonetheless, he got up and went to the phone. It was picked up on the first ring.
    “Don Allman,” his office-mate said. “And yes, I was indeed born a ramblin’ man.” No hollow gym-sounds in the background this time; just the barbaric yawps of Don’s three sons, who sounded as though they might be dismantling the Allman residence board by board.
    “Don, it’s Wesley.”
    “Ah, Wesley! I haven’t seen you incgee, it must be three hours!” From deeper within the lunatic asylum where Wesley assumed Don lived with his family, there came what sounded like a death-scream. Don Allman was not perturbed. “Jason, don’t throw that at your brother. Be a good little troll and go watch SpongeBob.” Then, to Wesley: “What can I do for you, Wes? Advice on your love-life? Tips on improving your sexual performance and stamina? A title for your novel in progress?”
    “I have no novel in progress and you know it,” Wesley snapped. “But it’s novels I want to talk about. You know Hemingway’s oeuvre , don’t you?”
    “I love it when you talk dirty.”
    “Do you or don’t you?”
    “Of course. But not as well as you, I hope. You’re the 20 th century American lit man, after all; I stick to the days when writers wore wigs, took snuff, and said picturesque things like ecod and damme. What’s on your mind?”
    “To your knowledge, did Hemingway ever write any fiction about dogs?”
    Don considered while another young child commenced shrieking. “Wes, are you okay? You sound a little—”
    “Just answer the question. Did he or didn’t he?” Highlight Y or N , Wesley thought.
    “All right,” Don said. “So far as I can say without consulting my trusty computer, he didn’t. I remember him once claiming the Batista partisans clubbed his pet pooch to death, though—how’s that for a factoid? You know, when he was in Cuba. He took it as a sign that he and Mary should beat feet to Florida, and they did—posthaste.”
    “You don’t happen to remember that dog’s name, do you?”
    “I think I do. I’d want to double-check it on the Internet, but I think it was Cortland. Like the apple?”
    “Thanks, Don.” His lips felt numb. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
    “Wes, are you sure you’rec FRANKIE, PUT THAT DOWN! DON’T —” There was a crash. “Shit. I think that was Delft. I gotta go, Wes. See you tomorrow.”
    “Right.”
    Wesley went back to the kitchen table. He saw that a fresh selection now appeared on the contents page of his Kindle. A novel (or something ) called Cortland’s Dogs had been downloaded fromc
    Where, exactly? Some other plane of reality called Ur (or possibly UR) 7,191,974?
    Wesley no longer had the strength to call this idea ridiculous and push it away. He did, however, have enough to go to the refrigerator and get a beer. Which he needed. He opened it, drank half in five long swallows, belched. He sat down, feeling a little better. He highlighted his new acquisition ($7.50 would be mighty cheap for an undiscovered Hemingway, he reckoned) and a title page came up. The next page was a dedication: To Sy, and to Mary, with love. Then this:
    Chapter 1
     
    A man’s life was five dogs long, Cortland believed. The first was the one that taught you. The second was the one you taught. The third and fourth were the ones you worked. The last was the one that outlived you. That was the winter dog. Cortland’s winter dog had no name. He thought of it only as the scarecrow dogc
     
    Liquid rose up in Wesley’s throat. He ran for the sink, bent over it, and struggled to keep the beer down. His gorge settled, and instead of turning on the water to rinse puke down the drain, he cupped his hands under the flow and splashed it on his sweaty skin. That was better.
    Then he went back to the Kindle and stared down at it.
    A man’s life was five dogs