donor.â
âYes,â Matthew said. âIâm leaving all my organs and my eyes to someone who needs them when I die.â
âBut wonât you need them?â Monique asked.
Wow. Is she trying to be funny ? Her eyes are serious. âYes. Now. I need them now.â
âSo why are you a donor?â she asked.
Oh boy. I need to go inside so I can stop talking and she can stop trying to think. âAre you ready to get your dance on?â
Monique shook her head. âGet my dance on? Youâre so old-fashioned.â
âI guess I am.â
âNo one says that anymore, Matty,â Monique said, handing her ID to the guy at the door.
âOkay, how about . . .â Keep it simple. âAre you ready to dance?â
Monique smiled. âYou know it.â
Matthew handed his ID to the guy. âStill no cover charge?â The guy nodded and handed his card back.
Monique grasped Matthewâs arm, and in they went as DJ Full Time Fun was playing a reggae song that had the crowd bobbing and Matthewâs ears ringing.
One hundred twenty decibels at least. Itâs as loud as the subway in here. I hope he plays some old-school hip-hop and R&B tonight. Those donât seem as loud for some reason. And I hope I donât have to use the unisex bathrooms. Itâs extremely disconcerting to open your stall door and face a woman waiting for her turn.
âThere arenât any places to sit!â Matthew yelled.
âWhat?â Monique shouted. âIâm thirsty!â
Monique dragged him straight to the bar, where Matthew wasted thirteen bucks on a gin and tonic and a Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout, as green lights flashed and glowed, giving the place a post-Christmas and pre-St. Patrickâs Day feel.
Notorious B.I.G.âs âJuicyâ thundered from the speakers, and Monique raced to the packed dance floor, leaving Matthew to bob and weave his way next to her.
I will not talk much here. Therefore, Monique will smile at me often. Iâd have to put my tongue in her ear for her to hear me anyway.
He looked up. Such low ceilings. This is more a cave than a cove. If you throw your hands in the air and wave âem like you just donât care, you could chip your nails, bruise your knuckles, or dislocate your fingers.
Monique gyrated and writhed, sweat beading on her forehead, her gin and tonic high in the air.
And she hasnât spilled a single drop. She obviously has her priorities in order.
Within a few minutes, Monique was only a flash of bare midriff and some tight jeans three dancers away.
She has forgotten that I exist in the span of one song while Iâm bathing in other peopleâs sweat. Hey! Watch the toes! Is that a man or a woman? Or both? Matthew took a closer look. Or neither? Is that being even human?
He saw Moniqueâs hands waving in the air, no sign of her drink. She needs to hydrate more during the day. Thereâs a guy a millimeter from her booty. Flavor Flav? Here?
I am getting too old for this scene.
Matthew wormed closer to Monique as the song changed.
No, no! Not Katy Perryâs âThe One That Got Awayâ! This is Joy music. If they play Britney Spearsâs âI Wanna Go,â Iâm leaving.
He stood next to Monique and shouted in her ear. âSuch a cheesy song, huh?â
âThis is my song, Matty!â She grabbed his hands. âDance with me!â
To this?
Monique put his hands on her hips.
Well, maybe itâs not such a bad song. Look at her hips go. My hands are getting dizzy. Theyâll be buzzing for days.
Matthew looked around at the other dancers. Most were doing no more than wiggling and writhing in place. Hung-over and high hipsters, some wearing the Samurai âMan Bun,â shook themselves near tanked bankers and hot ripped vixens in ripped jeans. Some gin-sipping gay and straight fashion divas of both sexes bumped elbows with thugs armed with beer bottles
Peter Ackroyd, Geoffrey Chaucer