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were entitled to orgasm. They were ready to do the things they’d read about. I followed the American tradition of hitting the four bases in order. I think I was unusual in that I almost always got to fourth base, and this certainly quickly boosted my confidence. Some of the other fellows subtly asked for advice, cloaking the request in jokey banter, but there was no secret.
    I have learned over the years how to charm them. It’s not too hard if you are handsome and can appear to be clever with a dry wit. Act as if you haven’t noticed them. Then, gradually, begin to take an interest, as if she is a specimen in a laboratory. Poke her a bit with a long stick while keeping your distance. Ignore her for long periods to see how she reacts and then give her a good shake. It almost always works.
    In college, I dated girls until they yielded, but usually dropped them when they began to ask questions about my background or my family. My reputation was one of a mysterious loner, and women, being naturally nosey, all thought they could get to the bottom of it. Perhaps they all thought they could mother me? As I did not have a mother, it was all meaningless to me. I fell into a pattern: pursue, claim, conquer, move on. It amazed me how women would try to possess me as soon as we’d slept together, as if I owed them a part of me. I had never had women in my life, and I simply did not know what to do with them. One girl, who I left snivelling in her pre-dawn bed, threw a mug at my head and called me a ‘bastard’. I took my revenge by sleeping with her twin sister the following night.
    Some of the girls I liked more than others. I certainly did not hate women, but I can’t say that I felt an emotional connection to any of them. Except for Laura.
    Laura was a challenge from day one. The first time I saw her, she was crossing the campus with two other girls. It was a cold day, and I noted their breath wisping into the air as they laughed and chatted. She was wearing a home-knitted
red woollen scarf around her neck and a long trench coat. She waved at me and smiled and I was caught for a moment, captured by her vivacity and unsure of how to respond, and then Michael, with whom I was walking, called out to her and I realized that she was waving at him, and I felt foolish.
    Michael Condell introduced Laura as his sister, and I admit to being taken aback that siblings could look so different.
    Ironic, when you think about it.
    After that, I made a point of seeking her out, but unlike the other girls, she took no particular interest in me. Laura was darkly beautiful, wilful and spirited, impulsive and brave. She was a year behind me, reading French, Philosophy and Politics. She dated the rugby boys, the rich boys who had their own cars. It was going to be hard for me to compete, but, as I made an effort to get to know her, at least on the periphery, I realized that I didn’t just want to sleep with her. I wanted her in my life. I hoped that the golden aura that surrounded her might somehow encompass me and lift me to her pedestal. I can’t even now put my finger on what it was that was different about Laura. I had been out with beautiful girls before who all failed to tug at my alleged heartstrings. It may have been the way her blue eyes sparkled when she laughed, or the way she walked with purpose. It could have been her confidence, the fact that she seemed so sure of her place in the world when the rest of us were just pretending.
    My usual tactics did not work with Laura. She appeared not to notice me at all. I was conscious of my second-hand clothes and my squalid bedsit, and knew I would have to
reinvent my story if I was to stand a chance, so I befriended Michael and began to curry favour that way. I was invited to their home for dinners and sat across the table from Laura, ignoring her and pretending to be riveted by her mother’s conversation, feigning fascination in her father’s rhododendrons. When oblique questions were