cranky! I do not get cranky! And I am a man. Well, Iâm male, since Moravians arenât strictly human. Change me back!
âHow many times do I have to tell you that I didnât do anything to you! Iâm an officer of the fish and wildlife department. Iâm not a . . .â My hands waved around in a vague gesture as I turned to my sister. âWhat sort of person turns other people into jaguars?â
âOh, mercy. I donât know.â She bit her lower lip. âA witch, maybe?â
âI think Wiccan is the politically correct term these days, and Iâm not sure they can change people into things,â I answered, turning back to the cat. âWell, I donât know what sort of person would change someone into a jaguar. I mean, thatâs impossible to begin with, but Iâm not very well versed on folklore, so I donât know what that would be, but whatever it is, Iâm not one.â
Folklore , he said slowly, as a speculative look came into his unnaturally blue eyes. The Leshies!
Now that was a word I was familiar with. âLeshies? Did you say Leshies?â
Yes. Danielleâs family, to be specific. Oh Christ, that I do remember. She wanted me to marry her.
âThe animal whackos?â Cora asked.
The cat looked consideringly at her. You know them?
âI do, a little. Cora doesnât.â
âI donât what?â
âKnow the Leshies. Iâve dealt with them a few times,â I said cautiously.
Youâre not part of them, are you?
âNo. I told you, I work for the state. But what does a group of animal rights activists have to do with you?â It was becoming easier and easier to believe that the cat wasnât what he seemed, although my brain had a hard time wrapping itself around the thought that the jaguar before me was really a man.
I just told you. Danielle wanted me to marry her. But I refused. Somehow, one of the Leshies changed me into a panther.
âJaguar,â I said automatically.
I wonder who changed me? It was probably her father, the wicked old sod. She said he wouldnât let the matter lie when I turned her down.
âYouâre talking about Albert Baum, arenât you? Iâve never met his daughter, Iâm afraid.â
Thatâs the bastard. He did this to me! Well, if he thinks thatâs the end of the matter, he can bloody well think again. No one messes with a Moravian.
âWhatâs he saying?â Cora hissed.
I gave her a brief rundown before turning back to the cat. âIâm sorry. Iâm still confused. You keep saying youâre from Moravia, but youâre also Scottish?â
Moravians are commonly referred to in mortal terms as vampires , he said absently. I could feel him thinking furiously, creating and discarding any number of plans of revenge.
âVampires?â I gasped, the word reverberating in my brain.
âWhat?â Cora reeled back.
âAvery the cat says heâs . . . a vampire,â I said, feeling my eyes bug out a little.
âOh my God, not another one!â Cora wailed, scooting away from him. âTheyâre everywhere!â
Iâd prefer it if you would use the term Moravian. Vampire is so Twilight .
âThe kind of vampire who sucks blood?â I asked, feeling it important to make that point clear.
Moravian. Yes. Do you have some sort of problem grasping that concept?
âA Dracula sort of vampire, with stakes, and children of the night?â
âTheyâre following me!â Cora yelled as she turned and ran down the hallway toward the large metal back door. âEverywhere I go, theyâre there! First Patsyâs neighbor, now a vampire catâwhat next?â
The cat sighed into my mind and bumped my knee with his nose. M-o-r . . . Oh, to hell with it. Call me whatever you want; it doesnât matter. I have to get back to the Leshy compound and make Albert Baum