âI wonder just what the circumstances were.â
âOh, no you donât!â Phoebe cried. âYou leave Ella alone.â She gave him a look of pure exasperationâa look heâd seen many times before. âSheâs a peach. Look, she stopped by the travel bureau and picked up some brochures on cruises for me.â She waved the brightly colored leaflets at him. âIâve already got my cruise picked out.â
Daniel stopped, groaning internally. âGram, I donât think youâre going to be in any condition for cruising for some time,â he said carefully. âI hate to see you get your hopes up whenââ
âDonât start with me, young man.â
He bit his tongue. There was no way she was going on a cruise. It was impossible. The summer had begun with her being hospitalized with circulatory problems, and then there had been the fall sheâd taken, an accident that had left her lying helpless in the street. He couldnât bear to think of her risking another accident like that. And even if she were in physical shape to do it, the money wasnât there.
Heâd just sunk every penny in a wonderful retirement community for her. Now all he had to do was convince her that she wanted to move in. But there would be plenty of time for that once she was back on her feet again.
âYou just get over here and adjust these pillowsfor me,â she was saying. âThen you can turn on my television and go out and find a nice girl to date.â
He obliged about the pillows right away. âThatâs just my complaint, you know,â he said with a sad smile, meant to get her sympathy. âThere are no nice girls left.â
Phoebe looked up at him, her eyes narrowing speculatively. âThat cute little redheaded nurse was asking about you again.â
He threw out his hands in a mock gesture of irritation. âNow see, thatâs what I mean. Thatâs just plain weird.â
âWhy?â
He shrugged, ready to pass her question by. But the way she was looking at him, he could tell she wasnât going to be satisfied with that, so he tried to explain. âWomen just donât do things like that around me. Iâm not that type of guy. Never have been.â
âOh, Danny, donât be so dense,â his grandmother said crossly. âWomen would love you if you just give them half a chance. And the redhead is the proof.â
âNo, Gram.â He shook his head. This was one thing in his life that he didnât doubt. âThereâssomething wrong here. Women have never fallen all over me like this before. And in such strange ways. I donât trust it.â
âOh, Danny.â
âItâs the truth. Women just donât act like that around me.â
âWell, how do women usually act?â
He grimaced. âMost of the women I deal with these days reach for their license first, and then for their cell phone.â
She looked bewildered. âTheir cell phone?â
âTo call their lawyer.â
âOh.â She laughed. âOf course. Theyâre afraid youâre going to arrest them.â She shook her head. âWell, very few here know youâre a cop so that isnât the problem.â
He slumped down into the chair beside her bed and squinted his eyes, thinking. âThatâs just it. Itâs driving me nuts. Iâve got to get to the bottom of it. Iâve got women making goo-goo eyes at me all over the place.â
âWell, of course you do, darling.â She patted his arm. âI think you just never noticed it before. Youâre quite a handsome man. Iâm sure there arelots of women sizing you up as a very good catch. You just donât pay enough attention.â
He gave his grandmother a patient look. âThatâs not it, Gram. I pay a lot of attention. Itâs part of my job to pay attention. And Iâve never been a