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the wand on a square of toilet paper to de-glumpify it…
SnowAngel:
well, say i do all that, but i forget to pluck the nasty and annoying chin hair that appears like clockwork a week before i get my period. (not that i ever wld. i HATE that chin hair.)
SnowAngel:
but say i did, do u think rob would fall to his knees and worship me for the goddess i am?
zoegirl:
um… is this somehow going to lead back to me? and what i should wear?
SnowAngel:
let’s do a visual, shall we? *whips out artist’s paletteand jaunty beret* Portrait of Zoe on a Typical Day: shiny brown hair in cute little bob, big brown eyes, shy smile.
SnowAngel:
so far, so good, which is lucky since u can’t do much about your basic face. u COULD flip out the ends of your hair and add some wax for an edgier look, but blah, blah, blah, i know u won’t.
zoegirl:
i look stupid when i try to do my hair some fancy way. we have gone over this.
SnowAngel:
zoe, zoe, zoe. even Amish girls use wax, like Betsy on “Breaking Amish,” remember?
zoegirl:
no, because i never watched that show and i still can’t believe you did.
SnowAngel:
still can’t believe i *do*. it’s a great background show for doing hw to.
SnowAngel:
but whatever, let’s move on. it’s a school thing, not a date, even tho it’s at some guy’s house. u wanna be comfy and casual, but still look good. i say u can’t go wrong with jeans and a white t-shirt. NOT your dad’s vanderbilt shirt, but a shirt that fits. do u own one that fits?
zoegirl:
you don’t think that’s boring, jeans and a t-shirt?
SnowAngel:
think classic, zoe. not boring. add in a pair of dangly earrings and ur good to go.
zoegirl:
what about you? what are you wearing to the dark horse?
SnowAngel:
well since u asked. attire: black tank, skinny jeans, my black boots with the buckles, hair in a jillion clippies. scent: Juicy. makeup: standard, but with thicker eyeliner for that over-21 look.
SnowAngel:
whaddaya think?
zoegirl:
lovely, dahling
SnowAngel:
*kisses all around* and now i simply must run. gotta go pluck that chin hair!
    Thu, Sept 16, 11:03 PM E.D.T .
SnowAngel:
i’m in heaven!!! simply heaven!!!
zoegirl:
hey, angela. i am SO sorry, but i was seriously just about to turn my phone off. i am soooo tired.
SnowAngel:
don’t u wanna hear about my romantic evening? i wld have called, but i was too scared of yo mama since it’s so late.
zoegirl:
can u tell me all about it tomorrow?
SnowAngel:
but, zoe! i think he may be THE ONE.
zoegirl:
the “one” what?
SnowAngel:
*lowers voice to stage whisper* the one i go all the way with (!!!)
zoegirl:
oh god
SnowAngel:
i’m saying MAYBE, that’s all. IF things keep going well—and i know they will. *swoons*
SnowAngel:
making love with rob would be amazing, i just know it.
zoegirl:
and how, exactly, do u know it?
SnowAngel:
cuz he’s hot! and cuz at least i’ve done more than kiss a guy, that’s how.
SnowAngel:
anyway, one of us has to go for it eventually so she can tell the others what it’s like. and not to be rude, but it’s not gonna be u or maddie.
zoegirl:
well, now that i know ur really doing it for us…
SnowAngel:
zoegirl:
i’m just glad you’re not rushing into things. i’m glad you went out on two whole dates before making this life-changing decision.
SnowAngel:
rob and i have a true connection, zoe. u know i’m never wrong about these things!
    Fri, Sept 17, 11:03 am E.D.T .
SnowAngel:
hey, hot stuff. i seeeeeeee u, u know.
mad maddie:
well, yes. we R both in the cafeteria line. yr point?
SnowAngel:
i have no point. but i also see rob, and i wld just like to say, “damn, that boy has a fine ass.”
mad maddie:
okay
SnowAngel:
okay, what?
mad maddie:
u said u wld like to say it, so say it. who’s stopping u?
SnowAngel:
heh?
SnowAngel:
OH. haha. but, sure!
SnowAngel:
damn, that boy has a fine ass!
mad maddie:
u shdln’t say ass. is