Arnold Bros (est. 1905)! Everything Under One Roof. Everything! Therefore, there can be no Outside. Therefore, you people are not from it. Therefore, youâre from some other part of the Store. Corsetry. Or Young Fashions, maybe. Weâve never really explored there.â
âNo, weâreââ Masklin began.
The Duke held up his hands.
âListen to me,â he said, glaring at Masklin. âI donât blame you . My son is an impressionable young lad. I have no doubt he talked you into it. Heâs altogether too fond of going to look at trucks, and he listens to silly stories and his brain gets overheated. Now I am not an unreasonable nome,â he added, daring them to disagree, âand there is always room for a strong lad like yourself in the Haberdasheri guards. So let us forget this nonsense, shall we?â
âBut we really do come from outside,â Masklin persisted.
âThere is no Outside !â said the Duke. âExcept of course when a good nome dies, if he has led a proper life. Then there is an Outside, where he will live in splendor forever. Come now.â He patted Masklin on the shoulder. âGive up this foolish chatter, and help us in our valiant task.â
âYes, but what for ?â said Masklin.
âYou wouldnât want the Ironmongri to take our department, would you?â said the Duke. Masklin glanced at Angalo, who shook his head urgently.
âI suppose not,â he said, âbut youâre all nomes, arenât you? And thereâs masses for everyone. Spending all your time squabbling seems a bit silly.â
Out of the corner of his eye he saw Angalo put his head in his hands.
The Duke went red.
âSilly, did you say?â
Masklin leaned backward to get out of his way, but heâd been brought up to be honest. He felt he wasnât bright enough to get away with lies.
âWellââ he began.
âHave you never heard of honor?â said the Duke.
Masklin thought for a while and then shook his head.
âThe Ironmongri want to take over the whole Store,â said Angalo hurriedly. âThat would be a terrible thing. And the Millineri are nearly as bad.â
âWhy?â said Masklin.
âWhy?â said the Duke. âBecause they have always been our enemies. And now you may go,â he added.
âWhere?â said Masklin.
âTo the Ironmongri, or the Millineri. Or the Stationeriâtheyâre just the people for you. Or go back Outside, for all I care,â said the Duke sarcastically.
âWe want the Thing back,â said Masklin stolidly. The Duke picked it up and threw it at him.
âSorry,â said Angalo when they had got away. âI should have told you Father has rather a temper.â
âWhat did you go and upset him for?â asked Grimma irritably. âIf weâve got to join up with someone, why not with him? What happens to us now?â
âHe was very rude,â said Granny Morkie stoutly.
âHeâd never heard of the Thing,â said Torrit. âTerrible, that is. Or Outside. Well, I was borned and bred outside. Ainât no dead people there. Not living in any splendor, anyway.â
They started to squabble, which was fairly usual.
Masklin looked at them. Then he looked at his feet. They were walking on a sort of short dry grass that Angalo had said was called carpet . Something else stolen from the Store above.
He wanted to say: This is ridiculous. Why is it that as soon as a nome has all he needs to eat and drink, he starts to bicker with other nomes? There must be more to being a nome than this.
And he wanted to say: If humans are so stupid, how is it that they built this Store and all these trucks? If weâre that clever, then they should be stealing from us , not the other way around. They might be big and slow, but theyâre quite bright, really.
And he wanted to add: I wouldnât be surprised if