restaurant on Borgo Pio, just three blocks east of the SantâAnna Gate, the principal entrance to the Vatican. Borgo Pio, a narrow street of eateries and small shops, starts at SantâAnna Gate and is commonly known to Romans as the âVatican Ghetto.â Roberto is patronized mainly by foreign tourists and foreign priests, especially Americans, working at the Vatican.
The two men arrived at the restaurant within minutes of each other. The first was a solidly built, grizzled man with a malevolent face, its hard features frozen like a Notre Dame gargoyle, and bloodshot eyes. He looked to be in his mid-sixties and seemed to be more accustomed to a military uniform than the ill-fitting brown sports jacket and flowery shirt he wore today. He had commandeered the table by the wall, and now he rose at the approach of a much younger man in a well-tailored dark suit.
âItâs a lovely day, isnât it, Mister Kurtski?â he said in English,which he spoke with a pronounced French accent. âAnd itâs a pleasure to see you again.â
âSure,â the older man replied curtly, âbut youâre not here to talk about the weather.â His English came with an Eastern European accent and intonation.
âThen let us get down to business and waste no time,â the Frenchman suggested. âWhen we first met in Paris, I told you how impressed we were with your reputation.â
âYeah, letâs talk business,â Jake Kurtski said. âBut first, I want a cold beer. And what do you have in mind, anyway?â
âIt is simple. We wish to see the pope dead,â the elegant young man explained. âAnd we understand that you would know how to go about it.â
Kurtskiâs expression did not change. The waiter had brought the beer and the old soldier took a deep draft from the bottle.
âNever mind what I know,â he said. âTell me your ideas . . .â
The Frenchman smiled engagingly. âLet me quote from your famous compatriot, Joseph Conrad, on the subject: â. . . The attack must have all the shocking senselessness of gratuitous blasphemy,â,â he told Kurtski. âAnd Conrad was alluding to bombs. Thatâs from Heart of Darkness . . . Thatâs our idea.â
âI donât know who the fuck Conrad was,â Kurtski announced gruffly, pronouncing âfuckâ as âfock.â He went on: âSo you want to blow him out of the sky? You want me to bomb the plane when the pope next goes traveling?â
âThatâs right,â the young man said. âWe want to blow him right into heaven. Can you do it?â
âI donât know. I have to think about it. You know, itâs not all that easy with all the security around him and the airplanes,â Kurtski observed.
âOh, we understand. Thatâs why weâre offering you a million dollars if you make it happen,â the Frenchman whispered.
âIâm not sure I can take it seriously,â Kurtski told him. âYou guys, whoever you are, seem to fock it up every time. âYour Turk focked it up on the square. And I know that you tried and failed to get a bomb aboard the Alitalia plane when the pope was going to Portugal: It was really stupid to stick the bomb in the food that was being loaded on the airliner. Of course, it was found. Andwasnât that crazy Spanish priest with the bayonet at Fátima one of your people?â
âWell, yes, and thatâs why weâre now turning to professionals,â the younger man said. âAnd we also know that, as they say at the Vatican, patience is a cardinal virtue. So we can wait for your answer and your detailed plan as long as necessary. Iâll contact you in exactly one month to arrange for another conversation.â
Kurtski nodded and walked out of the restaurant without a word. Passing a fruit stand in front of a food store, he grabbed a