intention, perhaps not, that she wasnât greatly surprised if you got something wrong, because she understood you, knew you better than you knew yourself, and therefore
expected
you to be wrong about a lot of things. Glancing over at her now, Martin was rewarded with the precise arched eyebrow heâd anticipated, its meaning unmistakable. Fortunately there was also a trace of a smile, and in that smile a hint of generosity that distinguished her from professional bitches like Joyce. Both might come to the same conclusionâthat you didnât get itâbut only one of them held it against you.
âNo paved roads, anyway,â he continued, after Beth allowed her eyes to close again sleepily. âExcept for the summer, there are only seventy-five full-time residents on the island. Five children attend the local school.â
Beth didnât open her eyes when she spoke. âI wonder if they have a special program for gifted kids.â
Martin chuckled. âOr a remedial one, come to that.â
She didnât smile, causing Martin to wonder if heâd misread her remark. Heâd assumed she meant it to be funny, since it was, but one never knew. âShe looks perfect for you, Martin,â Joyce had remarked yesterday, though Beth had remained in the car while Martin climbed the front porch steps and rang the bell. âHow clever of you two to find each other.â
âThey suggested that visitors bring a flashlight, since power outages are pretty common,â he said, looking up from the brochure. âI donât suppose youâve got a flashlight on you?â
At this, Beth pulled the material of her tube top away from her chest to check. From where Martin sat, her entire right breast was exposed for a full beat before she allowed the elastic to snap back into place. The young man seated behind them had chosen that precise moment to stand up, which meant that he must have gotten an even better view.
âHey,â he whispered, once the boy had wandered over to the railing. âThis ainât L.A.â
âItâs not?â she said, feigning astonishment. âReally?â
âOkay, fine,â he said. âBut people have different attitudes about things in New England.â California born and bred, Martin had been to the Northeast only a couple of times, both on shoots, once to southern Connecticut, which didnât feel much like New England, and once to Boston, which felt like most other big cities. But Puritanism had flowered in this same rocky soil, hadnât it? And after driving up the coast of Maine from Portland, Martin thought he understood why people who lived in such a harsh, unforgiving landscape might come to sterner conclusions about sex and life in general than they did in, say, Malibu.
âWell, old man, Iâve spent a lot of money on these boobs.â
Which was true. And not just her boobs either, Martin was certain. Beth was a firm believer in fixing whatever ailed you and also, come to think of it, a believer in firmness. At thirty-five her body was taut and lean, her long legs tanned and ropelike, her stomach flat from thousands of murderous crunches. Her breasts, truth be told, were a little too firm, at least for Martin, better to look at than to caress. Whatever sheâd had done to them caused her nipples to be in a constant state of erection. If the boy over at the rail had gotten a good look, heâd already had the best of them.
âIn California,â Martinâs friend Peter Axelrod was fond of saying wistfully, âugliness is gradually being bred out of the species.â And beauty along with it, Martin sometimes thought. Living in L.A. and working in âthe industry,â Martin saw many beautiful women, and even the most beautiful were anxious about some supposed flaw, from Audrey Hepburnâs eyebrows to Meryl Streepâs nose. On the set heâd witnessed many a tearful, whispered