Mr. Graves?â
âNo, it isnât. I donât understand what you want.â
âObviously not. Let us move on to other matters. The word youâre searching for is polydactyl. Indeed, it is a word youâve been searching for all your life. It is my honor to present it to you.â
âPolydactyl? I donât understand.â
âSupernumerary digits. Itâs a congenital condition that occurs once in every five hundred births. However, multiple instances of polydactylism in one person, well ⦠this is considerably rarer. Exceedingly rare, occurring in less than one in one hundred thousand births.â
âYouâre not really with the Department of Health and ⦠whatever ⦠are you?â For a moment my heart goes out to the little dude. Heâs showing backbone, he is. Get him, Jack.
âAh!â Quincrux talks in the same inflectionless way Jack does. His âahâ sounds like a sigh. Like he doesnât care one whit about whatâs going on, heâs just doing his job. Or maybe he wants to die and all life is just misery. Misery and unhappiness.
Thatâs frightening to think about.
âNo, Mr. Graves. No, I am not affiliated with the Department of Health and Human Services. Should anyone wish to contact the DHHS to confirm my employment, I say to him, feel free to exercise your curiosity. My employment will be confirmed. However, you have guessed correctly. I have never once entered the DHHS building.â
Thereâs a shifting, a cough. A grunt.
âMy apologies. One moment. Allow me to readjust Mr. Booth.â
âYou didnât do anything.â
Itâs Quincruxâs turn to remain silent.
âWhyâs he just standing there like that?â
âIn your case, perfect postaxial polydactylism. Perfectly symmetrical. Now, may I ask you a few personal questions? Yes?â
âI ⦠I guess.â
âHow many toes do you have?â
âTwelve.â
Holy crow. Jackâs got stuff sprouting everywhere.
âAre they postaxial? Do you have two pinkies or two big toes?â
âPinkies.â
âPostaxial, then. Any malformations? Will you remove your shoes so I might see?â
After a moment, I hear the clop of a shoe dropping. In my mindâs eye I can see Jackâs bare feet bristling with angry toes.
âAh! That looks uncomfortable.â Quincrux chuckles, a dry sound. âDiphallia?â
âWhat?â
âDo you have more than one penis?â
The way Quincrux asks this, with a little trill at the end, surprises me. The suitâs been deadpan this whole time, but with that question he showed his interest. Heâs not bored anymore.
Creep.
âIâm afraid silence is not a suitable answer. Please disrobe so that I might observe.â
âNo.â
âI can compel you.â
âNo.â
Donât do it, Jack
. Iâm going to get Norman.
Something is happening now. I can feel it through the cinder-block walls. A struggle is going on in there, even if I canât hear anything. Iâm about to jump down and get Norman when Quincrux says, âSo, you are not as docile as you seem.â
âI donât know what youâre talking about.â
âShow me your hands.â
âNo.â
âIâve seen them already, in the cafeteria. Let me examine them.â
âNo.â
Something is building in there. Something like an electrical charge, the feeling you get standing near a transformer during a thunderstorm. Itâs like the walls are vibrating without moving, streaming with unseen energy.
It builds. It surges, crests, and recedes. Itâs like a tidal pool, sinking back into the ocean. I hear a sigh, maybe of relief, but I canât tell which of them it comes from. The man or boy.
âHmm. Your special condition seems to ⦠to ⦠prevent me from using my normal methods of investigation.â
Sam Weller, Mort Castle (Ed)