doing oils in painting. Weâre doing embroidery in traditional arts class. One of my friends is exploring small animal taxidermy.â
âTaxidermy? Really. How cutting-edge. Itâs
the
hot thing in London right now, you know.â
I did not, but I wasnât surprised. Dusk has a way of finding the edge of everything. She has some sort of trend-spotting instinct that I completely lack.
âEnglish? Math? Computers? Science?â Sylvia asked. âWhat about those classes?â
âOh, yeah, weâre doing those, too. Iâm just telling you about the ones where Iâm getting over a B.â
Of course, Keira never got a grade lower than an A and rarely lower than an A+, no matter what the subject.
âWeâre also doing a creative nonfiction module in creative writing. Iâm enjoying it,â I said, trying to keep Sylviaâs attention. Sheâd begun craning her head to catch a glimpse of Keira.
My mother came into the living room carrying a tray. She still had on her blue postal uniform pants and limp waterproof jacket. She set down the tray with two mugs of coffee, a carton of half-and-half, and a dish of sugar.
âIâm sorry, Sylvia. I canât remember how you take your coffee.â
My mother canât remember anything since Keira came home. As noted, weâd slipped into a new, more open way of living while my sister was at CIAD, doing the kinds of things that would make us look pathetic if they were shown in the Chronicles. For instance, my parents started socializing again with their few friends, such as the nice gay couple from Dadâs Diorama Club, 35 and Momâs only friend from work, a woman so glum, she makes my mom seem practically vivacious. And theyâd started up with old hobbies that Keira had lampooned. My dad created reenactments of famous battle scenes using tiny, hand-painted models, and my mom handmade jigsaw puzzles. A few times I invited Dusk and Neil over, and even tried some minor alterations to my appearance, such as changing the direction of the part in my hair. No big deal to most peopleâdaring in the extreme for someone who grew up under Keiraâs magnifying glass. We made more noise and resumed doing some normal, everyday things.
Let me give you a specific, concrete visual 36 example. As you know if youâve read the Chronicles, the Earth motherâs 37 hair looks like old rags. My real motherâs hair
is
quite limp, and not just because sheâs a postal carrier and out in the elements all day. 38 You see, Keiraâs sensitive to noises, so no one in our house has ever used a hair dryer. But some people, like my mother, have fine hair and need a blowout for volume. About two months after Keira left for CIAD, my mom started blow-drying her hair. All of a sudden it looked cute. Lively. Full of body. Practically a LâOréal commercial. The dryer disappeared the day Keira came home, and not just because the noise would bother her. I think my mom stopped blow-drying her hair because she remembered the spread in one Diana Chronicle that showed the Earth motherâs tragic attempts to curl her bangs, which, of course, was based on a real-life incident. My mom had been new to curling irons and her first attempts left her looking like sheâd taped a sausage to her forehead.
The experiment should have been a fond family anecdote. Instead, it became a cruel joke in the Earth realm of the Chronicle. It inspired a Vermeer plotline in which the mother gets into a battle of the Grand Dames over who has the highest hair. The competition to create the most impressive edifice ends with the Vermeer motherâs enormous coiffure catching fire and burning down half the castle. Only Dianaâs quick thinking saves them all from dying. The father is caught in a compromising position with some oranges and a scullery maid. Getting Flounder off her divan and down a staircase nearly cripples three knights.
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