and lets out a perfect smoke ring, then swirls it away with the cigaretteâs tip.
I shift up, and off we float down North Shore Road. The leaves are bright yellows and orangesâmaking the woods seem as though lit from within. Thereâs magic out there and fall on the island is looking so amazing.
âWould you look at that?â Ruby points to a group of five, no six, deer that are considering crossing the road in front of us. They donât.
âI wonder how long until I hit one of them.â
âWell, I hope never, darling. Think of the damage it would do to your vanânot to mention all the Bambis.â
âHey! What about me?â
â You have insuranceâdonât you?â
I nod my head, plop on my sunglasses and shift into higher gear. Madeline Island is such an oddityâhow did all those deer get here? Imagine, an island off the tip of Wisconsin. I fell in love with this place the moment Ruby and I first came up here. Ancient, towering white pine trees are everywhere; when the wind blows through them, they whisper. The island is over fourteen miles long, but only three miles wide; thatâs the long and short of it.
Lake Superior, the largest of the Great Lakes, really is an inland seaâand itâs fricking cold! I do enjoy dangling my toes off our dock, but the water takes some getting used to. Iâm not really sure why no oneâs built a bridge to the mainland, Bayfield, but I sure as hell am glad there isnât one. Think of all the riffraff that would come here and take over. Are we riffraff? Whoever thought of that?
Like I mentioned, LaPointe is really small, but keep in mind thereâs not a lot of us living out here year-roundâabout two hundred. Not that many crazy people in Wisconsin.
We pass by a mailbox thatâs a miniature Victorian mansion; behind it is a field full of similar birdhouses perched on long poles. A handsome man, dressed smartly in faded jeans and a tight T-shirt with a Fedora hat askew, gives us a big wave and I honk back. A long, thick braid of hair snakes down his back; it swings with his every move.
âThat Charlie,â I comment. âHeâs a lookerâfor his ageâI meanâ¦â
âI know exactly what you mean, Eve darling. Itâs amazing a man well into his seventies can look soâdashing. Itâs simplyâ¦â
âTempting?â
âEve Moss.â
âHeâs a widowerâlike youâhandsome as hell, lives right down the street from us and I would think that you and heâ¦â
Ruby lets out a guffaw and then smacks me on the arm. âI have no intention of having anything more than a friendship with the likes of any man. Even if the thought of Charlie isâquite tempting .â
âHere I thought that maybe you and heââ
âI was married more of my life than I was singleânearly fifty years . For the first timeâfor the last time, I should thinkâIâm having the time of my life and I want nothing more thanâthis.â
âTo be honest, I totally understand, but donât you miss the sex? I sometimes do.â
âIf it could only be sex. But you see, if Charlie and I were to beâintimateâwell, then our relationship becomes about that and should I tire of himâ¦â I glance her way. âOh all right, if he got sick of me , well then, our friendship could jolly well end in the bargain and I simply donât want to take that chance. Besides, at my age, fantasy is fuel enough, I can take care of myself.â
âYouâre so right. Personally, for the longest time, Iâve filled my life so completely with owning and running my salon. Nowâ¦with our apron businessâ¦hanging out with the boys and just life up here being so incredible, well, it sure is enough for meâmore than enough.â Okay, so maybe I do miss the sex, Iâm not dead you know. But at my age, sex is