âWowâ¦â She whistled under her breath. Wanda was about to rush in when suddenly I remembered what it said in my Secret Tunnel Handy Hint Handbook .
Handy Hint #3 : Watch out for traps, particularly at the beginning and end of a tunnel. How often has an intrepid tunneler battled through the most secret of tunnels only to come to grief in a cunning trap at the end of her journey? Alas, far too often, as we at the Secret Tunnel Handy Hint Handbook know to our cost.
âStop!â I yelled to Wandaâand just in time. Because right above our heads, where the secret tunnel went into the cave, I could see five horrible metal spikes pointing down at us.
Wanda stopped dead in her tracks. âWhat are you shouting about now?â she asked grumpily. âI thought you wanted to get the sword. Itâs stupid to stop now when all we have to do is justââ
âWan-daaa.â I sighed very patiently. âJust look up, will you?â
Wanda looked up. âOh,â she said. âWhat is it?â
âItâs a trap,â I told her. âA horrible trap.â
Wanda stared at the spikes for a bit, then she said, âNo itâs not. Itâs a portcullis.â Miss Know-it-all Wanda Wizzard folded herarms and looked smug.
âI know that,â I said. âI didnât say it wasnât a portcullis. I just said it was a trap. Obviously it is a portcullis trap.â
âObviously,â said Miss Smug Pants.
âWhat we have to do,â I told her, âis make sure there arenât any trip wires.â
Wanda looked worried. âWhy?â she asked.
âBecause if there is a trip wire and we trip over it, then the portcullis will come crashing down on top of our heads, thatâs why.â
Wanda shuddered. âThatâs horrible ,â she said.
I shrugged. âStuff like that happens all the time in secret tunnels.â
âWell, you never told me that when you were trying to get me to come with you,â saidWanda, staring up at the sharp spikes.
âYou never asked,â I told her. I crouched down and shone my flashlight along the ground, which was covered in thick sand.
âItâs okay,â I said. âI canât see a trip wire or anything, so I guess weâre safe.â
I donât think Wanda believed me. She got down on her hands and knees and had a real good look too. âI guess itâs okayâ¦.â she muttered.
âDo you want to go first?â I offered. I was being polite, as Aunt Tabby is always telling me not to rush in front of people.
Wanda gave me a funny look and said, âNo thank you, Araminta. Weâll go together.â She grabbed hold of my hand and yelled, âOneâ¦twoâ¦threeâ¦Go!â
So we went. We shot under the portcullis like a couple of bats out of a sack and nothing happened . The horrible spikes stayed just where they were, and there we wereâin the grotto at last.
âYes!â I grinned at Wanda. âWe did it!â
Wanda ran around the cave, kicking up the sand and jumping about, yelling, âWe did it, we did it. Yaay!â I think she was pleased too.
And then there was a horrible clang and a huge thud. The grotto shook like an earthquake had struck. But it was a whole heap worse than an earthquake.
It was the portcullis trapâit had come crashing down. Now a massive iron grille barred our way home.
Wanda and I stared at it. Even Wanda didnât say anything for a while. And then, when shedid say something, her voice sounded all squeaky and trembling.
âWeâre trapped ,â she said.
Wanda was right.
Again.
9
THE GROTTO
W anda did not take too well to being trapped in the grotto, either. In fact, she took it even worse than sheâd taken going around in circles. I told her that it was no good jumping up and down and yelling; we had to try and get out.
First we tried to lift up the portcullis, but it