but still smelled funnyâand then suddenly Wanda screamed.
âArrgh!â
I dropped my flashlight.
âOh, yuck. Oh, errgh .â Wanda was hoppingabout like something had bitten her.
âWh-what is it?â
âIâI stepped on a dead body â¦.â Wanda squeaked. âI-it was all squashy a-and horrible. My foot went right through it.â She shivered and grabbed hold of me. âI want to go home,â she whispered.
Well, that made two of us.
I went to pick up my flashlight, and Wanda screamed again.
âEverythingâs turned white,â she yelled. âLookâ¦.â
I didnât want to look, but I did. The flashlight shone along the ground, lighting up the floor of the tunnel. It was the weirdest thing I have ever seenâa kind of knobbly white carpet stretched out in front of us.
âMushrooms. You only stepped on a mushroom ,â I told Wanda, annoyed.
Wanda looked down at her feet. âOh,â she said. Then she said, âWell, it was a giant mushroom, actually, Araminta. Lookâtheyâre huge. You try stepping on a whole heap of monster mushrooms in a horrible, dark, smelly tunnel and see what you feel like.â
âI just did,â I told Wanda, âand I felt fine. And I didnât go screaming in someoneâs ear, nearly making them deaf, either.â
Wanda didnât reply. I thought maybe I should try to cheer her up a bit, so I said, âWell, at least we know where we are now.â
âNo we donât,â said Wanda gloomily.
âYes we do. These mushrooms must have escaped from the mushroom farm. I bet weare underneath it right now. Which means we are nearly there. Come on , Wanda. It will all be worth it when we find the sword.â
â If we find the sword,â Wanda muttered.
We didnât say much after that except for, âleft,â âright,â âleftâno, right,â and âoh, I donât care, you choose.â The trouble was, the tunnel just kept splitting off into different directions, and we had no idea which one would take us to the cave. It was like being in a mazeâa horrible mushroom maze, as the whole time we were stepping on mushrooms. At first I felt sorry for them getting squashed, but after a while they just got annoying. They were really slippery, too.
We kept on hoping that any minute we would find the grotto with the sword in it. But we didnât. All we kept finding was thegreen string, so we knew we were back to where we had been before. Again.
After a while Wanda said, âItâs no good. Weâre just going around in circles.â
For once she was right.
8
THE PORTCULLIS
W anda was not good at going around in circles. She did not take it well.
âAll right, Wanda,â I said. âIf we havenât found the sword in five minutesâ time, weâll go home.â
âPromise?â asked Wanda.
âPromise,â I said. I knew weâd have to go home soon anyway, since our string was nearly finished.
Wanda spent the next four minutes and forty seconds staring at her watch and counting the seconds in a loud voice. It was very annoying, especially as I still really wanted to find the sword and give it to Sir Horace for his birthday.
We were walking down a steep slope. The mushrooms had disappeared, and I knew we had not been here before. Wanda was so busy staring at her watch that she did not notice when suddenly we turned a corner and there it wasâthe little round grotto with the sandy floor and the sword lying there in the middle of it, just waiting for us, like I had known it would be.
Incredible!
âWanda,â I said, âlook!â
But Wanda was still droning on, âTwohundred and seventy-eight secondsâ¦two hundred and seventy-nine secondsâ¦two hundred andââ
âWan- da ,â I yelled. âWeâve found it!â
At last Wanda stopped counting and looked up.