coincidence alone.
Thursday morning, Fancy felt that there could be nothing wrong with driving your daughter to school in your pajamas. Also, nothing wrong with jumping out of the car on the way home to dump two garbage bags of secondhand clothes into the St. Vincent de Paul blue bin. Nothing wrong with that at all!
Except that the man next door was having breakfast on his porch as she emerged in her pajamas, shouting, âCASSIE! GET A MOVE ON! WE ARE VERY, VERY LATE,â spilling worn-out clothes from two garbage bags that were hopelessly clutched under her arms.
He was one of those dull Canadians, the man next door, the kind who speak slowly and with a mild, polite amusement about everything.
âGot your hands full there,â he declared from his porch, with his knife and fork poised over his bacon, and that little smirk of his. Their houses were very close.
âYes!â Fancy agreed, and then she had to pause, for the sake of politeness, before shouting at Cassie again.
The neighbor returned to his bacon and pancakes, and Cassie emerged from the hallway with a comb and scrunchie hanging from her mouth, the car keys looped around her finger, her hair falling into her face, dragging an enormous garbage bag behind her.
âWhat on earth are youâCassie, darling, thatâs the bag of books! Weâre not bringing that one.â
Cassie took the comb and scrunchie from her mouth. âWhy not?â
âDarling, weâre giving that one to the school fete, not to St. Vincent de Paul. But thank you, that must have been very heavy on the stairs.â
Cassie raised her eyebrows and turned to drag the bag back inside.
âNo!â Fancy panicked. âJust leave it by the door there. No need to take it back upstairs.â
âOkay.â
âHave you got your lunch?â
âWhat is it?â
âItâs peanut butter. On the second shelf of the fridge; run back in and get it, quick.â
âPeanut butter!â shouted Cassie, and stamped her foot. She had loved peanut butter yesterday, but sometimes her taste took an unexpected swerve.
âIn Newfoundland,â said the Canadian from his porch, âthe kids swap lobster sandwiches for peanut butter.â
Cassie stared at him.
âGosh!â Fancy said.
âThatâs how common lobster is,â confirmed the Canadian, âin Newfoundland.â
âCassie,â Fancy said after an agonizing pause for politeness, âquick, honey, go and get your lunch.â
The news was starting its triumphant drumbeat as they pulled into the bus zone at Cassieâs school. âToilet brush, toilet brush, toilet brush,â said Cassie, counting on her fingers. She pointed at the radio. âThe news is on.â
âHere.â Fancy craned into the rearview mirror, and brushed Cassieâs hair behind her ears. âPass me the pen from the glove box. I think Iâd better write you a note.â
Dear Ms. Murphy,
Please excuse my daughter, Cassie Zing-Mereweather (better known as Cassie Zingâher choice!), for being late today.
I had to take some secondhand clothes to St. Vincent de Paul.
Yours sincerely and VERY best wishes,
Fancy Zing
Friday night, Radcliffe and Fancy drove to Fancyâs parentsâ place for a Zing Family Secret Meeting. Cassie was in the backseat with the first week of Grade Two work piled around her.
âThey are going to be amazed about this, arenât they, Mum?â
She leaned forward in her middle seat belt and waved a butterfly painting around in front of them, blocking Radcliffeâs view of the road for a moment.
âThey sure are!â agreed Fancy.
âFor Christâs sakes!â snapped Radcliffe, at the same time.
This threw Cassie back into her seat belt for a moment. Then she recovered. âFirst Iâm going to show my math workbook with the gold star, then my painting andâno, wait ââ
âWe must be just