The Slacker's Guide to U.S. History: The Bare Minimum on Discovering America, the Boston Tea Party, the California Gold Rush, and Lots of Other Stuff Dead White Guys Did Read Online Free PDF
Author: Don Stewart
country and took control of the governments of the thirteen somewhat flourishing New World colonies. Not interested in family or small-group counseling, the revolutionists instead set up their own Continental army along with a Second Continental Congress to act as a quasi-national government in charge of the war effort to expel British troops from the newly named United States.
America's Army of Farmers
Months before the war with the British Empire commenced, the army ran endless print and television ads encouraging young males to be all they could be within the army of one.THE NEWLY FORMED CONTINENTAL ARMY OFFERED $60,000 BONUSES AND CHROME TOASTERS FOR THOSE WILLING TO SIGN THEMSELVES OR A FAMILY MEMBER UP AT WWW.GOARMY.COM . Since the Revolutionary War preceded President Ronald Reagan's deficit defense spending model, the new recruits were asked to join other not so new recruits in bringing their sharpest knife to the fight, and keep to the “don't ask, don't tell” policy if they preferred fornicating with those of the same sex. Without government-issued uniforms the Southern soldiers were free to wear their favorite white wife beater shirts and the Northern combatants were okayed to wear comfort-fitting long johns of various colors. Since most of the soldiers were not career military-minded men, they often were forced to return home after a week or two of fighting the enemy, as they had farms to tend to.
Underequipped and underdressed for the occasion, the fighting farmers caught a break when they received legitimate war-winning weapons and stylish purple silk vests from the French government.AS A TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION, WE SENT THE FRENCH FORMER 21 JUMP STREET AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STAR JOHNNY DEPP TO PARIS TO LIVE IN RETURN, KNOWING WITH HIS FEMININE MANNERISMS AND QUIRKY WAYS HE WOULD BE A GREAT ASSET TO THEIR SOCIETY.
Five for Fighting
Geared up in his new silk attire, public servant and military enthusiast George Washington played the role of Commander in Chief of the fashionably dressed ragtag army. As the fighting broke out, some colonies were valued more than others by England. Shaming the residents of the Keystone State forever, King George III was quoted in the London Daily newspaper saying, “It would be a joke to keep Pennsylvania” and quickly offered it back to the Indians in exchange for a series of commissioned totem poles depicting the hierarchy of the royal family. Once the totem poles were delivered to the British embassy in Washington, D.C., the mother country began losing interest in the war.
Following his shameful defeat at Yorktown in 1781, General Cornwallis threw in the towel like a good cut man should do. The Treaty of Paris was quickly written and signed off on allowing the British the opportunity to give up much of their land in America, for giving up the fight.
1776 T HE D ECLARATION OF I NDEPENDENCE
Dragging on like a Keanu Reeves romantic comedy
Free-Range Americans
Since 1775, the Revolutionary War had been dragging on like a Keanu Reeves romantic comedy. Inside the thirteen colonies, farmers and more farmers were moonlighting as part-time militia combatants. The American army was short on military equipment but had a great supply of hoes.
Tired of the hours and the threat of death, a contingent of frustrated and unenthusiastic white military men convinced Continental Commander in Chief George Washington to allow black men to sign away the freedom that most of them did not enjoy and join white America's fight to free itself from the bonds of the even-paler-skinned British. As the war dragged on, with the assistance of new black soldiers, the great Caucasian minds of our founding fathers took to the less violent and subsequently less dangerous job of crafting a Declaration of Independence from the hygiene-challenged British.
The Most Famous Case of Plagiarism
As Congress met in June 1776, public support for independence was quickly swelling. This bulging of
America's Army of Farmers
Months before the war with the British Empire commenced, the army ran endless print and television ads encouraging young males to be all they could be within the army of one.THE NEWLY FORMED CONTINENTAL ARMY OFFERED $60,000 BONUSES AND CHROME TOASTERS FOR THOSE WILLING TO SIGN THEMSELVES OR A FAMILY MEMBER UP AT WWW.GOARMY.COM . Since the Revolutionary War preceded President Ronald Reagan's deficit defense spending model, the new recruits were asked to join other not so new recruits in bringing their sharpest knife to the fight, and keep to the “don't ask, don't tell” policy if they preferred fornicating with those of the same sex. Without government-issued uniforms the Southern soldiers were free to wear their favorite white wife beater shirts and the Northern combatants were okayed to wear comfort-fitting long johns of various colors. Since most of the soldiers were not career military-minded men, they often were forced to return home after a week or two of fighting the enemy, as they had farms to tend to.
Underequipped and underdressed for the occasion, the fighting farmers caught a break when they received legitimate war-winning weapons and stylish purple silk vests from the French government.AS A TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION, WE SENT THE FRENCH FORMER 21 JUMP STREET AND PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN STAR JOHNNY DEPP TO PARIS TO LIVE IN RETURN, KNOWING WITH HIS FEMININE MANNERISMS AND QUIRKY WAYS HE WOULD BE A GREAT ASSET TO THEIR SOCIETY.
Five for Fighting
Geared up in his new silk attire, public servant and military enthusiast George Washington played the role of Commander in Chief of the fashionably dressed ragtag army. As the fighting broke out, some colonies were valued more than others by England. Shaming the residents of the Keystone State forever, King George III was quoted in the London Daily newspaper saying, “It would be a joke to keep Pennsylvania” and quickly offered it back to the Indians in exchange for a series of commissioned totem poles depicting the hierarchy of the royal family. Once the totem poles were delivered to the British embassy in Washington, D.C., the mother country began losing interest in the war.
Following his shameful defeat at Yorktown in 1781, General Cornwallis threw in the towel like a good cut man should do. The Treaty of Paris was quickly written and signed off on allowing the British the opportunity to give up much of their land in America, for giving up the fight.
1776 T HE D ECLARATION OF I NDEPENDENCE
Dragging on like a Keanu Reeves romantic comedy
Free-Range Americans
Since 1775, the Revolutionary War had been dragging on like a Keanu Reeves romantic comedy. Inside the thirteen colonies, farmers and more farmers were moonlighting as part-time militia combatants. The American army was short on military equipment but had a great supply of hoes.
Tired of the hours and the threat of death, a contingent of frustrated and unenthusiastic white military men convinced Continental Commander in Chief George Washington to allow black men to sign away the freedom that most of them did not enjoy and join white America's fight to free itself from the bonds of the even-paler-skinned British. As the war dragged on, with the assistance of new black soldiers, the great Caucasian minds of our founding fathers took to the less violent and subsequently less dangerous job of crafting a Declaration of Independence from the hygiene-challenged British.
The Most Famous Case of Plagiarism
As Congress met in June 1776, public support for independence was quickly swelling. This bulging of
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