time.â
âAnd he does this a lot, does he?â persisted Irish.
âIâm right here,â said Pretorius. âYou donât have to pretend Iâm not.â
âI just . . .â she began, flustered. Then: âNever mind.â
âI know youâre going to have a difficult time believing it,â said Pretorius, âbut this may be essential to our mission.â
âIt was last time,â agreed Ortega.
âClearly Iâm missing something,â said Irish.
âTell you what,â said Pretorius. âOnce we land you can come along with me.â
âTo a whorehouse?â
âTo this particular whorehouse,â replied Pretorius.
She shrugged. âWhat the hell. Iâve never been to one.â
âWelcome to the Space Service,â said Snake with a big grin.
Pretorius walked over to the control panel. âLand us just outside McPherson.â
âThe Tradertown?â asked Pandora.
âYeah. They donât have a spaceport, unless theyâve built one in the last few months, so just find a nice empty space and set us down. You can get a readout of the temperature and oxygen content and the rest of it if you want, but it wonât make any difference. Place hasnât changed in a few hundred years.â
âA few hundred?â said Irish.
âThatâs right.â
âHow can you know that?â
Pretorius smiled. âIâve been told by an expert.â
Everyone else laughed at that, while Irish merely looked more confused. âIs anyone going to tell me whatâs so special about this place?â she said at last.
âWeâre heading for a Tradertown that was named for a man named McPherson,â answered Pretorius. âIn fact, the whole world is named for him, probably by himself. Itâs been in business for seven or eight hundred years, give or take. No one knows why the hell he landed there. Not much grows, no oneâs discovered any fissionable materials, lot of dust storms, not much rain, not even much water. Thereâs a rumor that no oneâs buried in McPhersonâs grave, that he had enough brains to leave the damned place after just a few years.â
âThen why does anyone live there?â she asked.
âAlmost no one does, except for the town of McPherson,â said Pretorius. âAnd the residents are just there to serve the townâs one major industryâMadam Methuselahâs.â
Irish frowned. âMadam Methuselahâs?â she repeated. âIâve heard of it. I always thought it was a legend.â
âItâs legendary, which isnât quite the same thing,â replied Pretorius.
âI donât follow you.â
He smiled. âThe planet is as close to a hellhole as you can get and still be hospitable to half a dozen starfaring life-forms, including ours. So seven or eight hundred years ago an enterprising young blonde woman decided it might be the perfect place to open a business.â
âA whorehouse,â said Irish disapprovingly.
Pretorius nodded. âA whorehouseâone that catered to all the species that were able to reach the place. Over the centuries, as the clientele has become even more varied, so has the staff.â He paused. âItâs become a perfect No Manâs Land. I know we talk about various quadrants of the galaxy being No Manâs Lands, but a lot of them are totally unpopulated by any species. Madam Methuselahâs caters to dozens of races, many of them at war with each other, but to the best of my knowledge there has yet to be a single physical altercation since its inception.â
âJust so males of all these species can get their jollies?â she said disapprovingly.
âAnd females, too,â said Pretorius. âTheyâre not hampered by custom here.â
âAll right, females too,â said Irish. âI assume we have some other
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