me.â
Joseph looked at me, raised his eyebrows and drew his mouth down in that way he had. It wasnât even the least bit cool outside. The air hadstayed hot and the rain made steam rise off the grass, by which it was immediately obvious that here we had a thirsty priest. Mooshum crowed with pleasure and tipped Clemenceâs hand up when she poured stingily.
âDaughter, be more hospitable!â
Mama frowned, and sighed huffily, but left the bottle on the table.
âSo, Father Cassidy, you have been here for several months now. What do you think of our ways?â
But the priest had his head tipped back to catch the last drip from the shot glass.
âOh yai! I remember when priests used to take their whiskey with water, but this one takes the firewater straight. My brother, let us do the same!â
âThatâs a Montana boy for you,â said Father Cassidy, trying to appear as though heâd not tossed his shot back too greedily. âWe donât stand on ceremony and we donât water down our whiskey, but we do believe in going to Holy Mass. Now Clemence attends regularly and she drags along Edward, and the young are of course obliged to make Holy Confession every Friday and attend at least three Masses during the week. But you, now I havenât seen the two of you at church since I arrived here. So that means at the very least that your confessions are much overdue.â
âTawpway, Père Cassidy, you speak the truth. But old men have no chance to sin much,â said Mooshum in a regretful voice. He looked at Shamengwa. âBrother, have you had a chance to sin this year yet?â
Shamengwa made a long face and sighed in reproach. âFrère, you would know it, as I would tell you immediately in order to make you jealous. Hiyn, no, I have been pure.â
âI, too, completely pure,â said Mooshum. His chin trembled.
âAre you sure,â said Father Cassidy, eyeing the bottle. His hand clutched his empty water glass. He lifted the glass toward the bottle. âGreat sins are not required. Have you not, perhaps, taken the name of the Lord in vain?â
âMon Dieu! Never!â The brothers looked quite shocked and displeased at the notion, and hastily poured the priest a double shot and refreshed their own glasses.
Father Cassidy looked thoughtful, and perhaps a little downcast to find the two old brothers sinless. But then he sipped deeply and brightened. âThere are so many ways of sinning not readily apparent! You may for instance share in the guilt of anotherâs sin without actually committing it yourself, via the Sin of Silence. Has anyone you know sinned?â
The brothers shook their heads in blank surprise. The priest cast about, waving a plump hand for inspiration. âYou may have sinned against the Holy Ghost by resisting known truthâthe worth for instance of Holy Massâthus hardening your soul to the penetrations of grace!â
Father Cassidy looked extremely pleased with himself, but the brothers seemed most offended that he should imagine their souls hardening and they put their hands protectively upon their pulsing hearts. The priest did not give up, however, and quickly rattled off a list of venial sins: âa stab of envy or pride orâ¦, no? Bad temper or even a minor untruth, no? Or even, I hesitate to sayâ¦â The priestâs soft hand wobbled a bit as he closed it around the glass, and he smiled in tender delight at its contents, swirling the golden liquid gently as he spoke. He was now a bit dreamy. âImpure thoughts,â he whispered. âVery common.â
At this, Mooshum gave his brother a look of wounded puzzlement, and raised his eye questingly to the ceiling. Shamengwa made the sign of the cross with his good arm, and then took a small sip of his drink.
âWe should know what he is talking about,â said Mooshum, touching his poor maimed ear, âbut we must admit,
Janwillem van de Wetering