it.â
As soon as I saw her my heart began to pound. This could be awkward. Might she unmask Ahmed?
I neednât have worried. Aunt Hilda was so full of her latest idea she scarcely glanced at the rest of us. She had changed into a more ordinary dress, though she still wore her mannish shoes and was lugging a large sackcloth bag. Clumping on the wooden floor, she strode up and began talking, banging on the table to emphasize her words.
âThis will get Monsieur Champlonâs goat! Why even the New York papers will sit up and take notice. I expect an international sensation!â
âWhat are youââ Father began but Hilda cut him off.
âYou know how much interest my collection has caused. Iâve had
The Times
, the
Manchester Guardian
â¦â Aunt Hilda began ticking off newspapers on her fingers. âFully a dozen papers and magazines would like to attend the unveiling of the Hilda Salter Bequest. Youknow me,â Aunt Hilda embraced us all in her glance. âI donât do half measures. I canât be bothered with mayors making tedious speeches. Letâs treat the newspapers to something special, I thought. So I had my inspiration! It is a wonderful idea.â
âYe-es,â Father said, dubiously.
Abruptly, Aunt Hilda noticed us: âNot in front of the children, Theo.â
âPardon?â Father asked.
âWe will discuss this in private. Iâm sorry, Kit, my dear, but this is a delicate matter. As they say, walls have ears. Come along, Theo.â
Father trotted along after Aunt Hilda, as she marched to the drawing room, slamming the door shut. âIâll be back in a moment,â I whispered to the others and tiptoed after them. I stood outside, my ear pressed to the door. Unfortunately all I could hear was a dull murmur. I was just about to give up when suddenly, the voices rose.
âTheo!â Aunt Hilda barked.
âI
will not
,â my fatherâs bleat came through the door.
âI canât have explained myself properly, Theo.â
âI wonât change my mind.â
âThat is your last word on the subject?â
âIt is.â
There was the sound of stomping feet. In panic I pressed myself against the wall but Hilda didnât noticeme as she flung the door open, though I was an inch away from her.
âI will have to take the Hilda Salter Bequest elsewhere,â she shouted at my father over her shoulder. âThe mummies will go tomorrow to a museum where they are properly appreciated.â
âSo be it,â Father replied. âYou will
never
get me to change my mind.â
Chapter Six
âWhy did I let Hilda persuade me to do this?â Father wailed. He was backstage at the museum, looking a little comical dressed up in a flowing costume as the Egyptian god Anubis. Of course poor Papa had given in to every single one of his sisterâs demands and now he was gazing at the audience assembling for his entrance. Such was his horror, he could have been watching his executioners gather, rather than a perfectly respectable Oxford crowd.
âYou have to learn to stand up for yourself, Papa.â
âHow? How am I to stand up for myself?â
âYou must learn to say no.â
âI said no a thousand times.â
âSay it once and mean it. Let your NO be the end of the matter.â
Father wasnât listening.
âI am undone,â he moaned. He had recognized someone in the crowd. My eyes followed his finger, whichwas pointing to a white-bearded old gentleman in the middle of the front row. The gentleman was accompanied by a lady in purple sateen, carrying a black parasol. They looked distinguished and, well, rather nice, if a bit grumpy.
âIt is Charles Darwin, Kit. Oh, I am ruined.â
Poor, poor Father. The great naturalist was his hero. Mr. Darwinâs theory that men are descended from apes caused huge controversy, but Father reckoned him the