wide open.â
âIâve had a shock,â I said. âI have been transplanted to Ilium and back again.â
âDo you know who that is?â I added, indicating a retreating back that was swimming gracefully away.
Peering after the girl Joanna said that it was the Symmingtonsâ nursery governess.
âIs that what struck you all of a heap?â she asked. âSheâs good-looking, but a bit of a wet fish.â
âI know,â I said. âJust a nice kind girl. And Iâd been thinking her Aphrodite.â
Joanna opened the door of the car and I got in.
âItâs funny, isnât it?â she said. âSome people have lots of looks and absolutely no S.A. That girl has. It seems such a pity.â
I said that if she was a nursery governess it was probably just as well.
Three
I
T hat afternoon we went to tea with Mr. Pye.
Mr. Pye was an extremely ladylike plump little man, devoted to his petit point chairs, his Dresden shepherdesses and his collection of bric-Ã -brac. He lived at Priorâs Lodge in the grounds of which were the ruins of the old Priory.
Priorâs Lodge was certainly a very exquisite house and under Mr. Pyeâs loving care it showed to its best advantage. Every piece of furniture was polished and set in the exact place most suited to it. The curtains and cushions were of exquisite tone and colour, and of the most expensive silks.
It was hardly a manâs house, and it did strike me that to live there would be rather like taking up oneâs abode in a period room at a museum. Mr. Pyeâs principal enjoyment in life was taking people round his house. Even those completely insensitive to their surroundings could not escape. Even if you were so hardened as to consider the essentials of living a radio, a cocktail bar, a bath anda bed surrounded by the necessary walls. Mr. Pye did not despair of leading you to better things.
His small plump hands quivered with sensibility as he described his treasures, and his voice rose to a falsetto squeak as he narrated the exciting circumstances under which he had brought his Italian bedstead home from Verona.
Joanna and I being both fond of antiquities and of period furniture, met with approval.
âIt is really a pleasure, a great pleasure, to have such an acquisition to our little community. The dear good people down here, you know, so painfully bucolicânot to say provincial. They donât know anything. Vandalsâabsolute vandals! And the inside of their housesâit would make you weep, dear lady, I assure you it would make you weep. Perhaps it has done so?â
Joanna said that she hadnât gone quite as far as that.
âBut you see what I mean? They mix things so terribly! Iâve seen with my own eyes a most delightful little Sheraton pieceâdelicate, perfectâa collectorâs piece, absolutelyâand next to it a Victorian occasional table, or quite possibly a fumed oak revolving bookcaseâyes, even thatâ fumed oak. â
He shudderedâand murmured plaintively:
âWhy are people so blind? You agreeâIâm sure you agree, that beauty is the only thing worth living for.â
Hypnotized by his earnestness, Joanna said, yes, yes, that was so.
âThen why,â demanded Mr. Pye, âdo people surround themselves with ugliness?â
Joanna said it was very odd.
âOdd? Itâs criminal! Thatâs what I call itâcriminal! And theexcuses they give! They say something is comfortable. Or that it is quaint. Quaint! Such a horrible word.â
âThe house you have taken,â went on Mr. Pye, âMiss Emily Bartonâs house. Now that is charming, and she has some quite nice pieces. Quite nice. One or two of them are really first class. And she has taste, tooâalthough Iâm not quite so sure of that as I was. Sometimes, I am afraid, I think itâs really sentiment. She likes to keep things as they
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