that would have been a different matter. Just my bad luck, as always.)
‘Well, Hel,’ he said.
(It rhymes! He made my name rhyme.) His hair is white gold, his brow smooth and fair. He is One-Eye’s son. I don’t hold that against him. After all, we don’t choose our parents, any more than they choose their children.
‘There’s something you need to know.’
13
ONE DAY HEâD BE MINE
Y HEART POUNDED . Heâs going to tell me he loves me .
âDo you know what is prophesied about Fenrir?â said Baldr.
I hid my disappoint ment. My face was still. Heâs not ready yet. I understand. Of course I understand.
âWhat prophesy about Fen?â I said. âThat he rids the world of rats?â
âThat he will kill Odin at the End of Days,â whispered Baldr. âDuring the Last Battle at Ragnarok.â
I know that Fen is vicious, but how could he ever be powerful enough to kill the Wizard King?
âFen?â
âAnd Jormungand will kill Thor.â
That I could believe.
âWho foretold this?â
âThe Fates,â said Baldr. âThatâs why you were all kidnapped.â
My throat tightened. Did I want to know my future?
Of course I did. Who could resist? I know, I know, a manâs fate should be safely hidden from him, but I am bolder.
âWhat about me?â Maybe, just maybe, theyâd said that Baldr and I â¦
âNothing.â
For a moment, I was insulted.
âSo I donât kill anyone?â
âNot that they mentioned.â
I nodded. What could I say? I wasnât exactly the axe-wielding type. Anyone could outrun me.
And then I thought, Am I so unworthy the Fates have nothing to say about me? Just my hateful brothers?
On the other hand, that meant Fenrir was in danger, and I wasnât.
Did I care that my remaining brother needed to beware? Are you joking? I was delighted at the thought of being an only child.
I smiled up at Baldr. He alone of the gods had been kind to me.
His voice was like honeyed mead, dripping into my mouth.
He had a wife. He had a son.
I didnât care.
One day heâd be mine.
14
CRÃCHE OF HORRORS
T HAD TO HAPPEN. One day Dad returned, leading a colt with eight legs. My trickster father, Loki. The sly one. The giantâs son. My bad blood.
I watched as he swaggered through Asgard, teasing and laughing, slapping gods on the back. Whispering jokes and gulping mead. Boasting about how heâd enticed the wall-builderâs stallion away by changing himself into amare. (As if youâd want to brag about that.)
âAnd now, thanks to me,â he gloated, âwe saved Freyja, the sun and the moon, and got our Asgard wall built for free! That disgusting giant couldnât build the ramparts in six months without his stallion to help so he lost the bargain as well as his head.â
So the lazy, two-faced gods cheated a poor giant out of his promised reward. Oath-breakers.
What a surprise. Not.
âThatâs a fine horse,â said One-Eye.
âHeâs yours,â said Loki. âHeâs my son, Sleipnir, and the greatest horse alive. He can outrun anything, and take you anywhere you want to go, even to the land of the dead and back.â
I listened, horrified, as Dad shamelessly added a HORSE to his menagerie. What next? A boar?
But One-Eye smiled and nodded. The colt trotted over to him.
Then Dad saw me. His face went grey, as grey as Sleipnir.
âWhat is IT doing here?â
One-Eye put his arm around Dad and murmured in his ear. They walked off together into One-Eyeâs gleaming hall.
Thanks, Dad. Great to see you too.
Letâs pause and take a closer look at just some of Dadâs children.
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Eight legs (Sleipnir)
Four legs (Fenrir)
No legs (Jormungand)
Corpse legs (yours truly)
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Iâm getting a leggy theme here. Whatâs next in the progeny department, Dad â a centipede?
What lovely siblings I have. My new