targeted the Palace Hotel in Thurlestone.
Hope he doesn’t come down here.”
Clementine laughed and flopped into her chair. “Well, I don’t really
care if he targets the Polzanze and steals all Submarine’s precious
paintings. He’d be doing me a favor if he managed to carry her off with his loot.”
“I think you’re being unfair. I like her. She’s glamorous.”
“Cheap glamour.”
“Don’t be such a snob.”
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“I’m not a snob. I don’t care where people come from if they’re nice.”
“She’s a local girl, like me.”
“Not that you’d know. She tries so hard to sound posh, there’s barely
any trace of her original country accent.” Clementine chuckled. “The
trouble is she’s ended up with a very strange accent that’s neither one thing nor the other—at times she even sounds foreign!”
“You’re very hard on her, Clemmie. So, she has the odd character
flaw. You should be more forgiving.”
“She’s pretentious. I don’t like people who pretend to be what they’re
not. She should stop trying to sound grand.”
Sylvia rounded on her crossly. “You say you’re not a snob, Clem-
entine, but you’re sounding just like one. What’s your posh education
done for you? Given you a plum to carry in your mouth and a sense of
superiority. You’re working in the same office as me, earning a lot less.
Your father would have done better to have saved his pennies.”
“I didn’t mean to offend you, Sylvia. She’s my stepmother. I don’t
think she’s good for my father, that’s all. He could have done better
for himself. You know he was a highly successful barrister in London.
What on earth inspired him to come down here and run a hotel?”
“His wife.”
“My point exactly. He’d be a judge by now if he’d hung in there.”
“Maybe he didn’t want to be a judge. Perhaps he’s happy with the
choice he made. Anyway, you’re not meant to love your stepmother.
Had she been born the daughter of a king you still wouldn’t think her
good enough.”
“I think she wanted the house because it was owned by the Duke of
Somerland. She sits in her study, which used to be the duchess’s, and
feels important. Dad was so far above her on the food chain I’m sur-
prised she managed to get him in her sights.”
“I think she’s beautiful. There’s something deep and sad in her
eyes.”
“Trust me, she has nothing to be sad about. She’s got everything she
ever wanted by sheer manipulation.”
“Then you should take a leaf out of her book and use your beauty
cleverly.”
“I’m not beautiful.”
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Sylvia shook her head and grinned at her kindly. “You are when you
smile.”
Marina watched with relief as Balthazar’s car finally spluttered its way out of the driveway. She found Grey up a ladder in the library next
door, looking for a book to lend the brigadier who had breakfasted on
eggs and fried bread at the Polzanze ever since his wife had died five
years ago.
“Oh dear,” he said. “So that didn’t go well.”
She raised her hands to heaven and inhaled theatrically. “I couldn’t
get rid of him. My office now smells like a hostel for the homeless, and I’m about to interview another one.”
“Why don’t you sit outside? It’s a beautiful day.”
“If Elizabeth Pembridge-Hughes is presentable, I will. However, if
she’s crazy, I’ll have to hide her away for fear of scaring our guests. I’ve lit a scented candle, but I fear it will take more than that.”
“I thought you’d like him. You love eccentrics.”
She smiled grudgingly. “Not eccentrics with blackened teeth and
bad breath, long greasy hair, and ridiculous clothes!”
“You surprise me.” He came down the ladder.
“I like presentable eccentrics. Ones who smell of lime, wear clean shirts, and brush their
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