go?â
âNo problem.â
âYou can park âmost anywhere today.â
âGreat,â Dunphy said, putting the car in gear .
âHardly anyone here on Sundays.â
Dunphy nodded, pretending interest .
âMakes you wonder,â the guard added .
Then the gate lifted, and Dunphy let the T-bird roll forward .
Driving through the parking lot, he marveled, as he always did, at the high percentage of Corvettes and the weird mix of bumper stickers .
REAGAN IN â84Â Â GREENPEACEÂ Â FREE O.J.! Â Â BUSH IN â85Â Â SAVE THE BALES!
He drove past the Nathan Hale statue, parked his car in the space marked director, and got out in front of the headquarters building .
Entering the lobby, he found a fragile blonde waiting in the atrium astride the CIA seal, an eagle embossed on the marble under her feet .
âMr. Dunphy?â
He winced, provoking a quizzical look .
âJack Dunphy?â
âYeah,â he said. âSometimes.â
âJust clip this to your lapel,â she said, handing him a laminated yellow tag, âand Iâll escort you.â
Dunphy did as he was asked, but he wasnât happy about it. Everyone at headquarters, from the janitors to the inspector general, was required to wear an identification tag, conspicuously displayed. The tags were color-coded, as were the halls in each of the buildings: a colored stripe ran down the middle of every corridor so that security officers could tell at a glance if someone was where he wasnât supposed to be .
You could go virtually anywhere with a blue tag, but a red tag restricted you to the A building, and a green tag was even more confining. It meant that you could enter only those corridors in the A building whose floors were marked with a green line. A yellow tag was the most restrictive of all, because it meant that you had to be escorted everywhere. It was reserved for visitors and the pressâpeople who didnât belongâand wearing it was like dragging a bell. People looked away, as if you were the scene of an accident .
But the blondeâs presence made up for the insult implied by the yellow tag. As she walked, her ponytail swung like a metronome in perfect counterpoint to the roll of her buttocks. It occurred to Dunphy, who gave considerable thought to the matter, that her ass would be most aptly compared to a valentine sprayed with tweed. It was a wonderful thing to behold, and clearly, it was no accident that sheâd been assigned to escort-duty. If sheâd wanted, Dunphy would have followed her to hell and back, and never have complained .
Which was saying a lot, given the way he felt. In Olympic terms, he supposed the judges would rate his hangover a 5.6, and not much more. But, still, he did not feel well. He was wearing the same sweatshirt and gym socks that heâd worn in London on the day before. The stores wouldnât open until ten, and the suitcase that heâd been given was stuffed with GWAR T-shirts, a pair of worn-out Doc Martens, and blue jeans with holes in the knees. It just wasnât him. Not now, not then, not ever. In any case, it wasnât just clothes that made the man: there was a faint blush in Dunphyâs eyes, he needed a shave, and the back of his head seemed to weigh more than the front. Call it a 5.9 .
Dunphyâs escort led him through a maze of pale blue corridors in the B annex until, finally, they reached a small reception desk. A young security guard in a black uniform, epaulets bright with braid, got to his feet, gesturing to a cloth-bound register on the desk. âIf youâll sign in . . . your friends got here a while ago.â
Dunphy bent over the register and did as heâd been asked. The names above his were Sam Esterhazy and Mike Rhine-gold: 7:50 and " .
The guard turned his back to them and tapped the keypad on the doorâs cipher lock. There was a soft click, and the door sprung open on