charred bone fragment from a human toe. From the way the bone had been chewed on, they could tell that its former owner had been hungrily devoured.â
âIt was probably just scavengers getting an easy meal after the poor guy died in the wreck,â Frank said, trying to reassure us with the most logical explanation before Max got a chance to hit us with whatever awful punch line she had in store.
âSure, thatâs what they thought too,â she said. âUntil they got it back to the lab and examined the tooth marks more closely. The victim had been eaten by a wild beast, all right. Only this wild beast had human teeth.â
All six of us gasped at the same time.
âLocals had always suspected there were still mountain people living in the remotest parts of the woods. Hikers had been disappearing for years, and there were rumors that theyâd fallen prey to a feral beast of a man known as the Mad Hermit of Black Bear Mountainâcampfire stories, as you quaintly called them,â Max said, turning to Jim. âBut it wasnât until they found that gruesome piece of gnarled human bone that people realized the legend of the Mad Hermit was real.â
There was a sudden snap as an ember popped in the fire, nearly causing us to jump out of our seats.
âThe reason they never found the victims from that plane crash thirty years ago?â Max continued as the sparks rose into the air. âThe crazed mountain man who patrols the very mountaintop where weâre now camped roasted them over a fire just like this one, and then he ate them.â
âOkay, uh, great story!â Jim cut Max off, trying to force his grimace into a strained smile. âNow, whoâs up for singing some happy campfire songs?â
Max ignored him, turning to us instead. âI promise you itâs not a story.â
Jim cleared his throat conspicuously, cutting Max off again before she could say anything else. âOkay, thank you, Max. I think thatâs enough for one night.â
No one else had uttered a peep. Randall looked like he wanted to curl up into a ball and disappear. Mandy and Melissa were gripping each otherâs hands so hard, their knuckles had turned white. And even Frank, whoâs usually the first one to chime in with a scientific myth-busting analysis of a tall tale, looked terrified. I think thatâs what scared me more than anything. If my brother thought Max was telling the truth . . .
âItâs just a campfire tale, guys,â Jim said, trying to reassure us. âItâs a scary one, Iâll give Max that, but I can assure you itâs just an outrageous story.â
âIs it really so outrageous?â Max challenged him, her tone as serious as ever. âBlack Bear Mountain is one of the most remote wildernesses left in the lower forty-eight states. Aperson could spend their entire life living off the land up here without anyone else ever knowing. Someone who was a loner. Rejected by civilized society. Unstable, maybe even deranged.â
âI donât thinkââ Jim tried to interject, but Max didnât give him a chance.
âBut hereâs the thing: live alone in the woods without any human contact for long enough and you start to go mad, even if you werenât that way to begin with. And, well, if you live your entire life surviving on nothing but bush meat and berries, that kind of person might just get excited about a little variety in their diet. Especially something exotic. Like human fleââ
âThatâs enough!â Jim stood up. âThis is incredibly unprofessional of you, Dr. Kroopnik. Youâre taking this too far, and I donât find it funny at all.â
âGood. Youâre not supposed to,â Max replied, calmly getting up from the fire and brushing herself off. âThereâs a reason people tend to go missing on Black Bear Mountain, and youâd all do well to