were teenagers in Oklahoma, Pat had done nothing but try to steal Harmonyâs boyfriends, what few she managed to have before leaving home at age sixteen. Pat didnât stop stealing boyfriends just because her little sister left home, eitherâso far she had stolen three husbands from various women in the Tulsa area, and got all of them to marry her. The third one had just dropped dead on a golf course the year before. Harmony was a little surprised that Pat hadnât already got busy and stole a fourth husband.
Neddie, however, had been married all her life to Dick Haley, a farmer. Harmony had only met Dick a few times. He was a stern Baptist who refused to come to a sinful place such as Las Vegas, even though his sister-in-law lived there.
âWhat about Pat, is she married again yet?â Harmony askedâit was mainly a ruse to keep Neddie on the phone a few more minutes.
âSheâs working on it,â Neddie said. âPat wasnât meant for the maiden life.â
âNeddie, her feelings might be hurt if I donât call her myselfâshe likes attention,â Harmony reminded her sister, though Neddielived about a mile from Pat and probably didnât need to be reminded.
âCall her if you want to, Harmony, but do it quick,â Neddie said. âWe got to get cracking right now.â
âIâm just afraid sheâll say I told you so,â Harmony said. âI know she did tell me so but if she tells me she told me so right now I may go crazyâI may anyway, Neddie.â
âWell, you lost a childâitâs something I ainât had to suffer, thank the Lord, and neither has Pat,â Neddie said. âShe might suffer it yet thoughâand I might too. All our kids take dope. Theyâre all just about to the point of being drug addicts.â
âDrug addicts?â Harmony said. She wasnât used to thinking of people back home in Oklahoma as drug addictsâmuch less her sistersâ children.
âYes, and little Deenie has already been in trouble twice for forging her motherâs name on checks,â Neddie said. âShe does it so she can buy drugs for that worthless hulk sheâs shacked up with.â
âGood Lord, sheâs only about seventeen, isnât she?â Harmony asked, shocked.
âRight, her birthday was last weekâyou should have sent her a card, hon,â Neddie said gently.
âIâm sorryâI know Iâm not the best at keeping up family ties,â Harmony said, ashamed of herself. Even Pat, despite being disapproving, had never failed to send Pepper and Eddie cards or little presents on their birthdays. The cards and little presents always came just on the right day, tooâboth Pepper and Eddie had always known that they had aunts who cared. She herself had been shamefully lax; she did mark all her niecesâ and nephewsâ birthdays on the calendar, but then she would forget to turn the pages of the calendar, as the months went by, or forget to check it. Eventually she would always get around to mailing cards and presentsâshe had Deenieâs card in her purse at that momentâbut they always drifted in quite a few days late.
âNeddie, Iâm going to call Pat myself, I just think itâs betterâdo you think I should call Billy too?â Harmony asked.
âBillyâs in jail,â Neddie informed her. âHe made one too manyobscene calls to his old friend Mildred, so they nailed him again.â
âUh-oh,â Harmony said.
âHer husbandâs a dead shot, too,â Neddie said. âThis is a small town. Married men donât take kindly to having their wives get dirty phone calls in the middle of the night.â
âI thought Billy would outgrow all that,â Harmony said.
âThatâs what weâve all been hoping,â Neddie said. âBut Billyâs fifty years old and heâs still doing