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trained in Paris, Patrick Henry explained.
    The bleak image Novelist is granted of himself as he asks a question of a local pharmacist — and becomes aware of the woman contemplating the conspicuously threadbare and even ragged ends of his coat sleeves.
    Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
    Said Jules Renard.
    Gilda, in Rigoletto. Whom Mattiwilda Dobbs sang as at the Metropolitan two years after Marian Anderson had done Ulrica in Un Ballo in Maschera — making her the first black soprano to perform there in a romantic role opposite a white tenor.
    Jack Dempsey’s claim that he was partly Jewish.
    Via a great-great-grandmother named Rachael Solomon.
    Chaucer’s personal library. The guess being forty volumes, presumably most of them in Latin.
    Leonardo’s. Known to have contained thirty-seven.
    Joseph Conrad spoke English with such a thick, partially French accent that people often had extraordinary difficulty in understanding him.
    Le Bateau ivre.
    Margot Fonteyn, in an early discussion of women’s liberation:
    Will it mean I have to lift Nureyev, instead of vice versa?
    Xerxes: Go, and tell those madmen to deliver up their arms.
    Leonidas: Go, and tell Xerxes to come and take them.
    George Sand, re an 1873 literary evening:
    Flaubert talks with animation and humor, but all to do with himself. Turgenev, who is much more interesting, can hardly get a word in.
    Parodying without taste or skill. Very near the limits of coherence.
    Said the Times Literary Supplement of The Waste Land.
    Unintelligible, the borrowings cheap and the notes useless.
    Said the New Statesman and Nation.
    So much waste paper.
    Summed up the Manchester Guardian.
    Kant’s irrationally compulsive 3:30 PM walk, which it is said he forswore only once in thirty years — on the day when the post brought him a first copy of Rousseau’s Émile.
    A German singer! I would as soon hear my horse neigh.
    Said Frederick the Great, insisting upon Italian performers for opera in Berlin.
    A. E. Housman. Who spent most of his adult life as a professor of Latin.
    After originally failing his final exams at Oxford.
What, still alive at twenty-two,
A fine upstanding lad like you?
    From the beginnings of the legend of Michelangelo’s sense of his own worth:
    He treats the Pope as the King of France himself would not dare to treat him — unquote.
    John Donne, near death, as recorded by Izaak Walton:
    His sickness had left him but so much flesh as did only cover his bones.
    Pausing to speculate about the plumbing of the era — and wondering how frequently Shakespeare might have bathed.
    Or even two centuries later, Jane Austen.
    Józef Teodor Konrad Nalecz Korzeniowski.
    Rat-eyed, Virginia Woolf called Somerset Maugham.
    An old parrot, Christopher Isherwood saw instead.
    February 6, 1916, Rubén Darío died on.
    Everyone honors the wise. The citizens of Mytilene honored Sappho even though she was a woman.
    Said Aristotle.
    He who has money is wise. And handsome. And can sing well also.
    Says a Yiddish proverb.
    Walt Whitman’s claim — never in any way verified — that he had fathered at least six illegitimate children.
    The woman named Mercy Rogers, who in the early 1920s when the subject was relatively new, read practically every available book on psychoanalysis — and then put her head into the oven.
    Certain men have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously, at their pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.
    Insisted Saint Augustine.
    Englishwomen have big feet.
    Nietzsche determined.
    Man: But a little soul bearing about a corpse.
    Marcus Aurelius says Epictetus said.
    Richie Wagner, Charles Ives amused himself by calling him.
    Truman Streckfus Persons, Truman Capote’s birth-certificate name was.
    He wore a grey suit, black shoes, white shirt, tie and vest. His appearance never changed. He came down in the morning in this suit, and he would still be wearing it the