gatherings had to be such a nightmare.
âPub,â David corrected irritably. âAnd thatâs no reason for my kids to be drunks, too.â
âYeâd be referring to me, eh?â Paddy demanded.
Take control, Skyler ordered herself. And finally spoke up. âUncle Paddy, you have a drinking problem, and you know it. Jamie, you may have a beer. One.â She stared at her husband. âIâd rather he drink with us than away from us, if heâs going to drink. And he is going to drink. Soâ¦sit down. Kat, Frazier, Brenda, what would you like to drink?â
âJust water for me,â Brenda said hurriedly.
Of course someone so slim and tiny wouldnât consume a liquid with calories, Skyler thought. Then again, at least the girl had answered on her own. She had been so quiet since her arrival.
She was shy. Not like this group.
âFrazier, what will you have?â
âIâll have a beerâif Dad doesnât think it will turn me into an alcoholic.â
David stared at his older son, still irritated.
âDonât be silly. Your father knows that you donât abuse alcohol.â
âYeah. Not like some of those old boozehounds at the pub,â Frazier said.
âBoozehounds? Those fine fellows put food on your plate,â Paddy said.
âIncluding the ones who fall off their bar stools?â Frazier asked.
âWe donât serve drunks,â David snapped.
âDadâs right,â Kat said, grinning, âWe reserve the right not to serve people who are falling off the bar stools.â
âEven when theyâre our relatives,â Jamie chimed in.
âJamieâ¦â Skyler cautioned with a sigh. So much for taking control. David was clearly taking every word seriously, which did not bode well for a pleasant meal.
âMom, what would you like to drink?â Kat asked.
Skyler hesitated, shaking her head. âHell. Just give me the whole bottle of whiskey.â
To her amazement, there was silence.
Then laughter.
Even Davidâs lips twitched.
âCome on, guys, letâs all behave,â Kat said. âWeâre driving Mom to drink.â
âLetâs eat,â Skyler said with forced cheer. âSit down already.â
âYou want us anywhere in particular?â Kat asked, walking up behind her mother and hugging her.
âIn a chair at the table, thatâs all,â she said, and gave her daughter a little squeeze in return.
âWeâre short a place setting,â Kat noted.
âNo, weâre not.â
âYes, we are. Count,â Kat said.
âThere are six place settings, and five of us andâ¦Brenda and Paddy,â Skyler said. âIâm sorry. Iâll get another plate.â
âIâll go find a chair,â Kat said. âI think thereâs an extra in the den.â
âIâm so sorry, guys,â Skyler said as Kat hurried out.
âThatâs okay, Mom. You canât count, but we love you anyway,â Frazier teased, smiling at her.
She smiled back. âAnd Dad?â
His smiled wavered for a moment. âWe love Dad, too, of course. Although I think he can count.â
âCute,â Skyler said. âBrenda, please sit down and just ignore my family.â
Uncle Paddy was staring at her questioningly, and Brenda looked acutely uncomfortable. How the hell had she miscounted? She just hadnât been thinking clearly. Sheâd been too busy listening in on other peopleâs conversations. Worrying.
She didnât want arguing. She wanted peace and the whole Norman Rockwell picture.
âIâm sorry for intruding on your family Christmasââ Brenda began.
âDonât be silly, youâre not intruding in the least, and weâre delighted to have you. Iâm just getting absentminded in my old age,â Skyler said.
âItâs all those years in a bar,â Frazier