The Kryptonite Kid: A Novel Read Online Free PDF

Lois Lane anymore for a while. You’re welcome.
      
JERRY and ROBERT SIPANNO
       
      



 
      
    Dear Superman,
      
    WE FOUND IT! WE FOUND IT! We found it in World Book Encyclopedia VOL. 9 under Illinoise which is where it’s at! GOSH, Superman, I’m happy! I’m REALLLLLLLLLLLY happy! And so is my friend Robert. On the map it says that Metropolis is about 37 degrees North and 80 degrees West and the dot isn’t as big as I expected but it isn’t as small as some of them. BOY OH BOY OH BOY, SUPERMAN! I knew all along I’d find it. I KNEW it! Robert wasn’t so sure because when we got to Hawaii he said maybe we should stop for a while but I said NO! See, I told you. I AM getting Super branes! Aren’t you glad? Goodby.
      
ALMOST SUPER-JERRY
(and Robert too)
      
    PS: As soon as we get a chance, Robert’s gonna tell Sister Mary Justin where it’s at. Boy I can’t wait to see her face when we tell her!
      

      
    Dear Superman again,
      
    I know I wrote you a letter last night but I just HAD to write to you again today and let you know again how REALLY glad I was that we found it in Illinoise. I’m even gladder than I’ve ever been in my entire hole life. Of course when I develop ALL my Super powers and get  to fly to Metropolis, Illinoise, then that’ll be the gladdest moment I ever had. But until then rig’ht now is my gladdest entire moment and that’s why I wanted to say Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank YouThankYouThank You Thank YOU thank YOU thank YOU thank YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
      
I LOVE YOU, SUPER PAL!
Jerry Chariot

     
     
    Dear SUPERman,
      
    We’re supposed to be starting our Religion homework now but I just HAD to write you a letter right away and tell you about the dream I had which is VERY importent because it miglit save your life from death.
    You see, Superman, last niglit I drempt that somebody gave you a gold coin which is JUST like the one my Ant Hellen has which is real old and real g’old. And she said she’s gonna give it to me someday when I grow up when she dies. That’s why I always have to kiss her every time we go visit her and Uncle Dominic every Sunday. Except I don’t like to kiss her mouth because it’s all wrinkled and ugly but I do it anyway especially when she lets me look at that gold coin she’s gonna give me if I keep on kissing her. So I do.
    Only the coin I dreamed about wasn’t real gold because it was Gold Kryptonite and it took away ALL your Super powers, Superman. And that’s when you saw this woman with a baby going across the street and a truck was coming and the truck didn’t have any breaks and so you ran into a phone booth in front of Andy’s Donuts and turned into  Superman. Only you didn’t know you wasn’t Super nomore. And so you jumped right in front of the truck and you put out your hands and yelled,
    “THIS IS A JOB . . . FOR SUPERMAN!”
    Which is when the truck ran over you and the mother and the baby too. And then it ran right into Bacchio’s News Stand and it killed Mrs. Bacchio when she was standing behind the counter where I always buy my comicbooks every Monday after school when Mr. Durrelli brings them in at 4 o’clock. And that’s why I thought I should tell you about that dream RIGHT away so you can be REAL careful in case Mr. Mxyzptlk! or somebody gives you a gold coin. Goodby.
      
    YOUR FRIEND JERRY CHARIOT
      
      

    SUPERPAL,
      
    My mom said sometimes dreams come true. Like the time she dreamed that Mrs. Fazzari up the street was dieing and two weeks later she died of a hard attack. She was 91 years old. And every time one of the neighbors dies then my mom bakes apple pies and cakes and stuff like that and she brings them to the house where the body used to live and where all the relatives are crying and eating. I remember how I had to kneel in front of Mrs. Fazzari’s dead body and say a prayer so her