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look of a man who was moments away from giving himself an aneurysm. This was nothing new. It had developed shortly after he began his Ph.D program three years before, and had gotten steadily worse ever since. For a while I worried that he was sitting on either a serious medical problem or an affair with a grad student. But no evidence ever turned up, and I found myself faced with the idea that his hair-trigger temper and contempt for me had nothing to do with complaints either physical or sexual. He had his good days and his bad, but overall, I was gradually resigning myself to the fact that my husband was becoming a cranky old asshole.
    “I’m sorry,” I said. “I meant to be home earlier.”
    “It’s just as well.” He slapped the sandwich onto a plate, turned off the burner, and glanced out the window. “All right. Where the hell is your car?”
    “It’s in the Citizens Bank parking lot.”
    He slammed his plate down on the table. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, Judy.”
    “I’ll send Scott to fill it up later.”
    He glared at me. Behind his glasses his eyes were a blazing blue. “Explain to me again why you can’t take your car to the gas station like a normal human being.”
    “Because I’m not a normal human being. You know that.”
    “What are you going to do when Scott is in college? What are you going to do then?”
    I sat in silence. Realizing no answer would be forthcoming, he picked up his sandwich and stuffed it in his mouth. A bite of bread and cheese filled out his cheek like a sudden growth.
    “I’ll have him do it tonight,” I repeated, after the silencehad derailed a bit of Russ’s momentum. “I assume we’re taking my car up to Fallon tomorrow.”
    “It doesn’t matter. I can’t go with you.”
    “What?” I felt my face crack from careful steadiness into a scowl of disbelief. “What do you mean you can’t go with me? It’s our anniversary trip. It’s been planned for weeks.”
    “Our department chair went into the hospital with chest pains. I need to take his place at the conference this weekend.”
    “What conference?”
    “The one where he was supposed to be giving the presentation that I’ll be giving instead.”
    “ Russ . Can’t one of the full professors take it?”
    “Sure, if I’d like to flush my career down the toilet.”
    I stood and brushed by him, then snapped off the Crock-Pot. “There you go exaggerating. It can’t just be a good move or a bad move. It has to be a gigantic crisis.”
    “This is what you don’t understand about careers,” he began, “due to all those years you’ve been sitting in a rocking chair singing ‘Kumbaya’ and handing out the fingerpaints. Other people’s jobs have this thing called advancement. And the way it works is, when something crops up, you don’t say, ‘oh, jeez, I have to go to the mountains with my wife this weekend.’ Because if you do, you get to be the Dean of Remedial Dumb-Shit Classes at the community college.”
    I took a deep breath through my nose and closed my eyes for a moment. “All right, then. I’ll cancel the reservations and we’ll just go out next weekend. Maybe Saturday. We can get Chinese.” Chinese food was Russ’s weakness. We had eaten many a paper-boxed meal, back in college, on a bed with a raincoat spread between us for a picnic blanket. It had become something of a tradition that carried on into our marriage, for a few years at least.
    He sat down across from me and shook a pile of chipsdirectly onto the table. “No can do. I need to work on my dissertation all weekend.”
    I sighed. “Russ.”
    “Judy,” he fired back, matching my tone in a nasal pitch.
    I met his eyes and tried not to let it turn into a glare. “Maybe one night during the week, then. I just thought Chinese would be nice.”
    “Getting my damn Ph.D would be nice, too. And it’s hard to do that when you try to take over my schedule with your demands for entertainment.”
    He shoveled a pile of chips into