vandalism at all in the exhibits.â
âNo crime at all last year?â
âWe arrested a few pickpockets and a few people on drunk and disorderly charges,â Randall said. âThatâs about it for last year. And Iâm optimistic that our police chief will be able to bring last nightâs perpetrator to justice.â
The reporter nodded. But he wasnât writing down anything about last yearâs stellar crime-free record. I tried not to glare at his motionless pen.
âOf course you have a pretty small police force,â he said.
âWeâre a pretty small county with a low crime rate,â Randall said. âBut weâre partnering with Clay County on this fair, and can also call on their resources. And both our sheriff and our chief of police have very cordial relationships with all the nearby counties.â
Just then the door opened, and Chief Burke peered in.
âAhâspeak of the devil!â Randall stood up to shake the chiefâs hand. âHereâs Chief Burke now. Out of uniform, I see?â
I admit, I was also surprised. The chief was normally a stickler for wearing his neatly pressed khaki uniform on duty. He looked almost strange in khakis and a blue polo shirt.
âWhen I got the call, I was already on my way here,â the chief said. âBringing my wifeâs entries to the pickle and dried flower arranging contests.â
âNot the pie contest?â I asked. âI thought Minervaâs pecan pie was a shoo-in.â
âShe hasnât baked it yet,â the chief said. âStill fussing over the pecans. Got our whole kitchen table covered with pecans, trying to pick out the best ones. And dried flowers all over the dining room table. I had to eat breakfast on the front stoop.â
The reporter was tapping his pen on the desk, clearly impatient with these homey details.
âWhat can you tell me about the incidents here at the fair?â he asked.
âSo far, nothing.â The chiefâs voice became all business. âI have my best people working on it. Iâm here to supervise the investigation. And weâll be doing everything we can to apprehend the perpetrator and recover what was stolen.â
The reporter asked the same question again in a couple of different ways, and the chief gave him a couple of different variations on the same answer. Sensing heâd gotten as much as he could hope for, the reporter thanked us and left.
âOff to look for someone who will give him a sensational quote,â I said.
âAnd odds are heâll find it,â Randall said.
âBut not from me.â The chief frowned. âOr from any of my officers.â
âAnd not from the Baskervilles,â Randall put in.
âWho?â The chief looked puzzled.
âThe chicken owners.â
âTheyâre named Bonneville,â I said. âAnd last I heard, they were down at the hospital. Mr. Bonneville clutched his chest and keeled over shortly after they discovered the theft.â
âAny word on how heâs doing?â
I pulled out my phone, called Dad, and hit the speaker button so I wouldnât have to relay what he said.
âHowâs your patient?â I asked. âDid he really have a heart attack?â
âMr. Baskerville is going to be fine,â Dad said.
âThatâs nice,â I said. âBut the people whose chickens were stolen are actually named Bonneville. Please tell me thatâs who youâre treating.â
âAre you sure?â Dad asked. âTheyâve been answering to Baskerville down here at the hospital.â
âThatâs because one of them is having something that looks an awful lot like a heart attack and the other is worried out of her mind,â I said. âI have their entry form right here. Bonneville.â
âIf you say so.â Dad still sounded unconvinced. âHere, let me put Mrs. Baskâer,
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