the floor. I stared down at it, expecting it to be broken, but it wasnât.
I dodged to the side as Luluâs hands swiped the air in front of me. Now I was trapped. Trapped in the corner.
The headless girl swung her arms again.
Thenâ¦stopped. She froze.
I gaped in shock as her right shoulder crumbled away and vanished. Then the scarf disappeared. Then her arm crumbled away.
âHeyâMuttley!â I heard my sisterâs cry from across the room.
I turned and saw the big dog, his head down, his teeth chomping hard.
Muttley was gobbling up the Lulu cookie!
A few seconds later Lulu was gone. Her head too.
Shouting, screaming for joy, Courtney and I threw our arms around Muttley and gave him a hundred hugs. âYouâre a hero, boy! A real hero!â I cried.
âThank goodness he eats anything!â Courtney exclaimed.
âWe should give him a big steak dinner tonight!â I said. âHeâs a hero! A hero!â And I hugged him some more.
Courtney climbed to her feet. âLetâs get the kitchen cleaned up before Mom and Dad get home,â she said.
âNo. Leave it,â I replied. âDonât touch anything. We need to show it all to them. We have a lot of explaining to do.â
âOkay,â Courtney agreed. Her eyes searched the kitchen. âWhereare the two cookies Lulu brought? The cookies of you and me. Where did Lulu put them?â
âShe brought them in here,â I said. âAnd then I think she put themâOH NO!â
Courtney and I began screaming together. âMuttleyâno! Drop, boy! Drop! MuttleyâDROP! PLEASEâDROP!â
Revenge of the Snowman
INTRODUCTION
ILLUSTRATED BY A RT S PIEGELMAN
I live in New York City. And when you live in such a crowded, noisy place, you overhear a lot of conversations.
One afternoon I was passing a junior high in my neighborhood, and I overheard two boys arguing. âYou can be scared to death,â a tall boy in a Mets cap said. âIt happens a lot.â
âNo way!â his friend replied. âYou canât just see something scary and drop dead.â
âYour heart can stop,â the first boy insisted. âIt can just freeze. You get so scared, you just freezeâforever.â
Frozen in fear, I thought, watching the boys run for a bus. Is it possible for someone to be frozen in fear?
And just as I had that thought, it started to snow.
By the time I walked home, the snow was swirlingâand my brain was swirling too. I rushed to my computer to write this story.
M y friend Billy thinks heâs real cool. Heâs always telling us how cool he isâwhich is only one of the things that annoy us about Billy.
Billy is an annoying dude. Why? I could make a listâ¦.
(1) Heâs stuck-up.
(2) Heâs a show-off.
(3) Heâs a loudmouth.
(4) He thinks heâs an expert on everything.
(5) He thinks heâs smarter and better than us.
By us I mean meâRick Barkerâand my other friends, Loren and Fred. The four of us all live on the same block, and weâve hung out since kindergarten.
So weâre stuck with Billy, even though we complain about him all the time. I guess our main problem with Billy is that he never stops talking.
And he always talks about death .
âDid you know you can tickle a person to death without even touching him?â Billy says.
Heâs so weird. Itâs like heâs obsessed. Heâs always telling us disturbing ways people can die.
âDid you know you can itch to death in your sleep?â
âDid you know a tiny feather can kill you if it falls from an airplane?â
Listening to that stuff is not entertaining. I mean, it can mess up your mindâright?
So today the four of us were walking to the neighborhood park, and when we got there, Loren, Fred, and I decided to put one of Billyâs wild death facts to the test.
It was a snow dayâschool had been canceled.