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the Delaware River. I earned a Boy Scout Merit Badge for it and I still go canoeing every summer.

This layout, which I did in 1980, was a period piece.

    John Holmes acting as my gay lover.

Some early porn flicks had elaborate costumes—here I am in character for Pink Lagoon (a Gourmet Collectors film), shot in Hawaii.

By 1984 I was considered very knowledgeable in the world of adult film, so Adrian Lynne asked me to be a consultant on the film 9½ Weeks . Kim Basinger is on the right.

    With director Adrian Lyne at the wrap party for 9½ Weeks . ( Photograph © Peter Merl )

With a young Jim Carrey and Freddy Asparagus at the Comedy Store in L.A.

    Sam Kinison was a good friend of mine. We always had a blast.

I like to think that I can transform myself into almost any character, and here I am on the set of Caged Fury with James Hong.

With Adam Rifkin on the set of Bone Chillers , which ABC-TV played on Saturday mornings. I played Blister Face.

In character for Adam Rifkin and Steve Bing’s Without Charlie .

As Mussolini in a XXX World War II parody.

    In costume on a Mark Carriere-produced XXX film.

    I admit it, I love to eat! ( Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts )

    I look better with a little hare on my chest—get it? ( Courtesy of Fantastic Pictures and John T. Bone/Metro Studios )

    At the Adult Expo with Night Moves magazine, in Tampa. That’s Felizia Fox on the left. ( Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts )

    With Kayla Kleevage. “Got Milk?” ( Courtesy Kleevco )

    Here I am as Dr. Ron (and look how truly frightened I appear!) ( Courtesy Immaculate Video Conceptions and Tiffany Million )

    Good times with the late, great Anna Malle (R.I.P.). ( Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts )

    Getting lipstick on my dipstick in Tampa, Florida. (Courtesy “Dirty Bob” Krotts)

    I love foreplay because it gives the girls goose bumps if you do it right. It starts with goose bumps and within ten minutes you have an eight-man, interracial, anal, dwarf, bukkake, cream-pie gangbang. ( Courtesy Klinger Video Entertainment )

I was once honored by PETA as an ambassador of goodwill, and here I am consulting with some of the experts. Two dolphins double-teamed me for an aquatic kiss.

    Another expert—a female walrus…. Hey, I’ve done worse!

Cherry the Tortoise, my pet (as seen on The Surreal Life ).

    Yes, that’s a rat. A hairless one, named Fetus. Howie Mandel had her before me. He called her Chemo.

With a baby lamb from a British TV show called The Farm . She was born ill and I helped nurse her back to health. She kissed me on the nose as thank-you.

    In 2002, Adult Video News proclaimed me the Top Porn Star of All Time. ( Courtesy Adult Video News )

    In 2003 I joined the cast of The Surreal Life (first on the WB and later on VH1), with Traci Bingham, Vanilla Ice, Tammi Faye Messner, Trishelle Cannatella, and Erik Estrada. ( © WB/Brett Panelli)

Here are some of my more recent publicity shots. I can be whatever you want me to be. Ladies, please have a seat on this page so I can brag that you all sat on my face….

    Ron Jeremy—Suave and Debonair? ( Courtesy Metro Studios )

Ron Jeremy—Hustler and Sportsman? ( Courtesy Metro Studios )

Ron Jeremy—Refined and Sophisticated? Ladies, a toast: “Here’s to you…on my schmekel!” ( Courtesy Metro Studios )

Ron Jeremy—Friendly Neighborhood Porn Star!

    I love public speaking and try to do as much of it as possible. Check your local newspaper—I may be coming to a town near you!

But even though I was falling in love with Mandy, on the side, I was still seeing Karen who had proven to be more than a passing fancy. Oh, I know what you’re thinking, but it wasn’t cheating! Mandy was well aware that I was still screwing around with Karen. In fact, she had her fair share of boy toys, and I was fine with it. Our relationship was becoming serious, but it was by no means exclusive.
    At a young age, I was very clear on the distinction between love and sex. Mandy could fuck