been warned. You done?â
She gets real up close and personal, ramming her face close to mine. I can smell the watermelon Jolly Rancher sheâs eaten on her breath.
âNo I ainât done, trick. Do I look done to you? Youâll know Iâm done when I say Iâm done.â
Now trust me. I already told you that I ainât scared to fight. And I have no problems taking it to a chickâs face when itâs warranted. But, the truth is, Iâd fight a boy quicker than I would another female âcause all most of âem ever wanna do is scratch and pull you hair instead of bringing it to you knuckle up. I mean, really. Who has time to be all clawed up? I know I donât. Punch me, boo. Slap me, even. But donât go digging your nails in my face or tryna yank my hair outta my scalp. If we gonna fight, then letâs fight. Fist to fist, toe to toe. But that ainât how most chicks tryna bring it. So I really try to avoid confrontations with âem whenever possible, like right now. This ghetto trash is really, really pushing her luck with me. But Iâm still tryna keep my cool.
I back up a bit, just in case I gotta hook off on her. Count to ten in my head. Then politely say, âLook, donât let the pretty face and silky hair fool you, sweetie. Step outta my face. You donât know me. And I really donât think you want it with me.â
âNo, you donât want it with me . But youâll get it if you donât watch yourself. So consider yourself on notice.â
I take a deep breath. Assess the situation. Truth is, Iâm really not dressed for the occasion. Iâm not tryna drop my handbag and have her little sea creatures scooping it up. But I will step outta these heels and rock her to sleep if I have to. Still, I have to ask myself: Do I beat this chick down and get suspended on the first day of school? Do I slam her face into the wall and then, have to fight her little pep squad? Or do I bow out gracefully and let her think sheâs played me?
I hear my momâs voice in my head telling me to ignore this girl, warning me not to get into any trouble here, threatening to take my car from me. Telling me that this chick really isnât worth it. And maybe sheâs right. But I already know if this ho puts her hands on me, Iâm gonna mop the floor up with her face.
I smirk. âSweetie, boom! Youâre a real clown. Save your notices. Say what you gotta say, then step.â
âTrick,â she snaps, pointing a finger in my face. Strike one! âI already said it. We donât do hoes here. So if you even think about tryna ho it up with any of our boyfriends, be ready to fight.â
I shift my handbag from one hand to the other, then sweep my bang across my forehead. I fake a yawn, then flick imaginary dirt from my fingernail. âThe nameâs Miesha, hun. And trust me. I stay ready for a good fight, so backââ
âOkay, ladies,â a tall, brown-skinned woman says, walking over to us. âShouldnât you young ladies be in the cafeteria or outside in the commons area?â She eyes Drama. âQuandaleesha, you know we donât allow loitering in the halls. Is there a problem over here?â
Quandaleesha? I keep from laughing in her face. âItâs Quanda,â she snaps. âAnd, no, thereâs no problem, Mrs. Dean. Itâs beinâ solved.â
She narrows her eyes. âThen letâs break this party up, Quanda .â She turns to Dramaâs fan club. âSame thing with you, young ladies.â
âWeâre going now, Mrs. Dean,â they say in unison.
âGood,â she says, locking her stare back on Drama. âAnd, Quanda, I want you to go have a seat in my office.â
âWhaaat?! Why? What I do?â
âNothing that Iâm aware of, which is why I think we should have a chat, now.â
âBut this is my lunch period.â
âWell,