I guess theyâll be like rocket fuel now but I could think of no one better to try them with so I bought âem down âere.â
 I took it as a compliment and bought out two glasses. I guessed this wasnât the type of gin to mix with tonic.
 âAll right,â sighed Miss Metford, âLetâs pop the old bird open and see how she sings!â
 She filled both glasses. âDown the hatch, mâdear. âFraid that was always the only way with fatherâs brew â first bottled or forty years on.â
 I glanced over at her, she grimaced, and we both crooked the back of our necks and swigged the heavy liquor.
 It was as if it hummed in my blood, a humming so loud it shrieked and rattled in my ears. And yet the sweet damsons made it taste so good. It was clear Miss Metford could see how I felt because she grinned, broadly and wickedly.
 âThe only other way with fatherâs brew was to have another straight after. Kind of numbs the senses as it were.â
 We both took another slug and I felt my head hit the kitchen table. âI donât think I can drink anymore,â I said.
 âDonât be silly girl, the nightâs young, youâll want more once the initial shock has subsided.â
 She began to talk of how her father had spent many years cultivating the damson trees until they grew fabulously large fruit. Only at that point did he realise he didnât actually like damson pie or jam.
 âAll those years of hard work, of love and dedication to those spindly branches of his turned into a taste he quite despised. Instead, he decided to put the humble, vile-tasting damson to better use, turning its fruit into alcohol.
 âMy father liked a tipple but he begrudged paying large sums for bottles of whisky. Suddenly here was an opportunity to brew his own. He simply couldnât resist.â
 Apparently his new passion became all consuming. Every day he would check the temperatures, corks, fruit, and sugar levels.
 âIt got to the stage we hardly ever saw him.â Miss Metford said. âThatâs why it wasnât strange when he went missing for a few days. Everyone just assumed he was down in the cellar with his damsons in distress. Of course, he was. But unfortunately he was dead.â
 I nearly choked on what Iâd just drunk. Dead manâs damson gin? Seeing that melancholy look in Mary Metfordâs eyes again, I grabbed the bottle and poured us both another.
 âThank you, mâdear. He certainly did a good job with this one. Heâd have been proud of this.â
 At this point Whisper came sauntering into the room, purring and weaving his tail around my legs. I was quite glad of the distraction.
 âAh yes, Whisper,â sighed Miss Metford.
 âIs that actually his name? Rosie told me that was what he was called but I assumed sheâd just made it up. Told me something about the cat knowing lots of secrets.â
 âWhisper is my cat.â
 I felt a shiver run down my spine. âOh, Iâm so sorry. I havenât been feeding him, he came here of his own accord.â
 âYes, I know. I sent him here. The first day I met you I thought it looked like you could do with a friend.â
 She smiled. Despite her external appearance, which frankly showed itself as being a bit of a battle-axe, she now had the look and warmth of a sweet, tender old lady. In many ways she reminded me of my own mother.
 âTell me about your mother,â she said.
 It was like sheâd read my thoughts.
 âMy mother? Well she was just my mum, quite fabulous to me really, but just my mum.â
 âEvery girlâs mother is fabulous in her daughterâs eyes. The trouble is most daughters have absolutely no idea just how dangerous a creature a mother can be.â
 âDangerous? I donât