face. Is obviously about to shoot holes in that theory when the floorboards unexpectedly creak in the next room, and Ericâs dad appears in the doorway. âEric?â
âDad . â Eric feels a sudden rush of, like, guilt , like his dad just walked in on them smoking pot or hooking up or something. âThis is, uh, Jordan. Weâre just doing some calculus.â
âItâs after midnight on a weeknight,â Ericâs dad says. âSurely your calculus can wait until a more reasonable hour.â
Jordanâs standing, hand outstretched, before Eric can reply. âYou must be Mr. Connelly with two n âs,â he tells Ericâs dad. âIâm Jordan Grant. Eric was just helping me cram for when I retake the exam.â
The creases on Ericâs dadâs forehead get deeper. âHelping you cram ,â he repeats. âThat implies you havenât adequately studied already.â
Jordanâs smile doesnât waver. âWell, yeah. Thatâs correct, sir. Iâve been busy with some, uh, other projects.â
âThe night before an exam is hardly the time to start studying,â Ericâs dad says. âAnd itâs EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE of you to conscript your friend into enabling this kind of behavior.â
( Mortifying , Ericâs thinking. Dad, youâre the worst .)
âYes, sir,â Jordan says. âExtremely irresponsible, I agree.â
âOur house is closed to visitors after eleven on weeknights,â Ericâs dad continues. âEven to those who are cramming.â
âOf course,â Jordan says. âI was just leaving.â
âSee that you do.â Ericâs dad turns to go. Stops and looks back. âOh, and Mr. Grant?â
Jordan winks at Eric. âYes, sir?â
Ericâs dad gives it a beat. âItâs Senator Connelly.â
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âItâs Senator Connelly.â
Jordan is whispering, a pretty good imitation of Ericâs dadâs voice. Eric is equal parts trying to shut him up and trying not to laugh.
âMy dad will kill you if he hears you,â he tells Jordan. âHeâll kill both of us.â
Jordan waves him off. âHeâs not going to kill anyone. Heâd never get reelected.â He shoulders his backpack. âAnyway, thanks for this. Iâd better get out of here.â
âIâm sorry about my dad,â Eric says. âIâm sorry I couldnât help you more.â
âDonât be sorry.â Jordan opens the back door. âThis was good. I learned a lot. Iâm feeling optimistic.â
He tosses a wave over his shoulder. Disappears into the backyard. Eric waits at the open door until he hears Jordanâs BMW rev. Until he hears the tires chirp as Jordan peels out, until the block is dead quiet once again.
Then he closes the door, locks it. Stands in the empty kitchen.
(Statistics problems just seem like a letdown at this point.)
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âItâs noble of you to want to help your friend out,â Ericâs dad says.
(Itâs the next morning, at the breakfast table. Eric waited all night for this.)
âBut your friend is going to have to learn proper work habits if he wants to succeed in this world. Using you as a crutch isnât going to suffice.â
âHis dadâs Harrison Grant,â Eric says. âThe studio head. His familyâs loaded. He doesnât need work habits.â
Ericâs dad lowers the newspaper. Stares at Eric across the table. âBut you do. And staying up to all hours to help your rich slacker friends isnât going to help you one bit. You remember what weâve said about time management.â
Eric looks down into his cereal. Sighs. Then recites. âI need to be proactive in making the most of my time. I need to choose activities that will set me on the right course for the future. This is where I set the foundation for my life as a