travels fast.
Or was it just nothing ? Just a guy sitting on a lot full of warehouses, minding his own business?
Somehow I doubted that.
5
T he next morning after a nice, mostly traffic-free drive, I got to the downtown Los Angeles police station around 10:45. I went up to the detectivesâ floor and told a tired, cynical female police officer who I was and that I was there to see Mike Ott.
âYou have an appointment?â
âYep. Itâs for eleven.â
She picked up a phone, got Ott on the line, told him that a man named John Darvelle was here for his eleven oâclock.
I mouthed to the officer, âTell him Iâm early.â
She ignored me. Then hung up. âOtt says youâre three hours late. Heâs not available now. Youâre going to have to wait. Sit over there.â
She pointed me to an area in front of her desk but also off in a corner that could only be described as cripplingly depressing. Two little blue grammar-school-style chairs, both with cracks in them, and thatâs it. No coffeemaker. No coffee table. No out-of-date magazines. Nothing.
But Iâd known that Ott would make me wait. I was prepared for it. So I went over and sat down in one of the little blue chairs, then pulled out a book I had brought, a book I had already read, a book I like to reread from time to time. Itâs called Sizzling Chops and Devilish Spins . Itâs a book about Ping-Pong and how to get better at it. I read it for about fifteen minutes, then peered over the top of it and said meekly to the officer, âCan I get some water in a small paper cup?â
She glared at me.
Thirty-seven minutes after that, the officer said to me, âOttâs ready. You can go on back. You know where he sits?â
âIâll just look for the perfect hair.â
Truth is, I did know where he sat. Iâd been there lots of times. I walked behind the officerâs desk, then back through the detectivesâ floor until I found him. He was on the phone, but he motioned for me to sit down.
Detective Mike Ott was fifty-three. And he did, in fact, have one of those heads of hair that just defy logic. Gray now, but thick, literally as thick as the hair on the head of a teenager. It pissed me off. I looked at the sharp part running down his head, a plethora of hair going one way, a plethora of hair going the other way. I thought, Heâs probably one of those guys who has a comb at his house. Iâve literally never used a comb. These days, I zip my hair downwith a head shaver to about a half inch all over. Keeps my receding hairline looking tight, as opposed to the other option: sickly and sad. But even before my Oster head shaver became one of my closest friends, I still never used a comb. A brush, maybe, or my hands, but never a comb. Not once.
I watched Ott finish up his call. Below the hair was a face carved out of stone, a face made up of right angles, with smallish gray eyes and bone-dry skin made even drier and older-looking by years of stress and smoking.
He hung up the phone. âYouâre late.â
âI was early. Got here at 10:45.â
âYou know, I know I asked you to be here early, which was inconvenient for you. But, bottom line, Iâm giving you business and youâre still a pain in the ass.â
Ott looked at me for a long time with that strong but tired stone face. I didnât say anything. I didnât defend myself against his accusation. I just sat there. Eventually he picked up a big file on his desk. âHereâs the situation.â
He didnât open the file. He put it back on his desk and continued. âCase is over a year old. Well over. Fifteen, sixteen months. You may remember it. It got a little press. Short version is this: Rich guy walks out of his house in Hollywood one morning, about to get into his car, takes a bullet to the chest. Bullet came out of a pistol from seventy-five, eighty yards away. Guy drops