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will be you next year!]
    Holly Anderson, Madison Markowitz, and Lina Ozu
    “Now all we have to do is wait for the results,” Holly said. “This is kind of exciting!”
    “I can’t wait to see what people say!” Mads said.
    “Be sure to remind everybody about it today,” Lina said. “We want to spread the word.”
    “Got it.”
    ROSEWOOD SCHOOL FOR ALTERNATIVE GIFTED EDUCATION (RSAGE)
CARLTON BAY, CALIFORNIA
The Dating Game Questionnaire
Boys versus Girls: Who’s More Obsessed with Sex?
     
    Please answer all the questions below as completely as possible. As a reward for answering our questions, we will fix you up on a date with another guy or girl who filled out the questionnaire. We will compare your questionnaire with others until we find the person who has what you want, wants what you have, or has the most in common with you. Check the box below if you want to use our matchmaking services .
     
    PART I: TELL US WHO YOU ARE
    Screen name:
    Gender:
    Age:
    Grade:
    Are you a virgin?
    Have you kissed someone of the opposite sex?:
    Have you gone to second base? How many times?
    Third base? How many times?
    Home run? How many times?
    How many different people have you had sex with?
    Describe your most exciting experience:
    Describe your most embarrassing experience:
    Describe your scariest experience:
     
    PART II: THE POLL
    What’s your opinion? Who is more obsessed with sex, boys or girls?
    boys       girls
    Why?

    PART III: THE INKBLOT TEST
     
    Stare at this image. What does it look like to you? Say the first thing that comes into your mind and write it in the space below .
    PART IV: MATCH OR NO MATCH?
     
    Do you want us to use this information to match you with someone for a date? Check here.yes
    (When we find someone who seems like a good match, we will e-mail you so you can contact them.)
     
    What are your dating requirements?:
    looks
    brains
    sense of humor
    good heart
    money
    athletic ability
    honesty
    can carry a
    tune other: ___________________________
     
    Dealbreakers? (Please check all that apply.):
    bad skin
    meat eater
    vegetarian
    tattoos
    piercings
    into fur
    overweight
    underweight
    bulimia
    drugs
    drinking
    smoking
    other : ___________________________
    Thank you for your help. Please check back for updates and results .
     
    “Just think,” Mads said. “If Sean fills this out, I can fix myself up on a date with him!”
    Lina wished it were that easy for her. She’d ask Dan to fill out the questionnaire for fun, but she knew nothing would come of it. She’d get to him somehow…some other way.

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    Fill in the Blanks
    To:     mad4u
    From: Your daily horoscope
    HERE IS TODAY’S HOROSCOPE: VIRGO: You will learn some deep truths about your fellow humans. Try not to let it upset you too much.
    M ads checked the Web site as soon as she got home from school that afternoon. Thirty kids had already filled out the questionnaire! She couldn’t believe it. She quickly typed in the password and started reading. Holly and Lina were IMing her within minutes.
    linaonme: Do you believe this? Check out carumba .
    mad4u: whoa. He says he lost his virginity in eighth grade!
    hollygolitely: juicy7 says she and her boyfriend did it on the wrestling mat in the gym .
    mad4u: Have you ever done that? had sex at school, I mean .
    linaonme:No!
    mad4u: Holly?
    hollygolitely: Hey, I’m the Boobmeister! Has my rep faded so quickly?
    Mads couldn’t stop reading the questionnaires. She forgot about her homework, forgot about watching
The O.C
., even after her little sister, Audrey, reminded her it was on. At midnight she brushed her teeth and lay in bed, staring at the ceiling. She couldn’t sleep. She couldn’t get the images of all those kids having all that sex out of her mind. The voices of the girls talking in the locker room echoed in her head. How many boys had they seen naked? How could they be so casual about it?
    And meanwhile, what had she done? Kissed a few boys. Let Toby Buckholtz feel her up at