quote everything Iâve read in Personality. The picture was in your home office, with all that black and white crossword decor. The interviewer said you prefer working at home to being at the Crier. âThe Queen of Cryptics,â that was the title of the story.â She added an airy: âI donât do those puzzles myself. I hate writing in pencil. You see what a mess your fiancé made of his form when it needed to be corrected.â
Belle attempted a warm smile. âYou could try using a pen. Thatâs what I doââ
âYou canât erase a pen at all.â
Belle opened her mouth to speak, but another gentle squeeze from Roscoâs fingers silenced her.
âIndividual conducting the ceremony?â This time, the question was directed at Rosco.
âOh, weâre getting married on a boat,â Belle interjected. âSenator Hal Craneâs private yacht. It was his nephew whoââ
But the clerk had already dispensed with the famous Queen of Cryptics. âIn whose waters will you be getting married, sir?â Her voice had an ominous ring.
Rosco cleared his throat. He stepped closer to the Plexiglas window. âWhose waters?â
âIf youâre married at sea, you mayâor you may notâbe in Newcastle waters, and thus withinâor not within âthe jurisdiction of our municipality.â
âWhat happens if weâre not?â Belle ignored Roscoâs furtive warning.
âThen this department cannot help you.â The clerk moved her glance to the line of couples waiting near the door. âNext?â
âButââ Belle began.
âPlease secure the coordinates from the vesselâs captain. If heâor sheâplans to cruise within Newcastleâs maritime domain, this Bureau of Marriage Licenses will be happy to assist you. Otherwise, youâll need to apply to the township appropriate to your positionââ
Belle opened her mouth. Her face was pink, and the scalp beneath her pale blond hair rosy with anger. âWeâre being married by the captain!â
âIs heâor sheâa certified justice of the peace? Thatâs another issue youâll need to clarify. If heâor sheâfails to hold the proper credentials ⦠Well, certainly there would be a legitimate contention of legality. The celebrant, and in your case I seem to be using the term very loosely, must endorse this license. Heâor sheâmust hold the proper credentials.â
Belle started to reply. Rosco stopped her.
âWeâll be back this afternoon,â he said.
âItâs Friday, sir,â was her triumphant answer. âWe have limited afternoon hours.â
âWeâll be back,â Rosco repeated.
It was in the rotunda that they found Lever. Al and Rosco had been partners back in the days when Rosco was with the NPD. The two had always been oil and water, frost and steam, day and night. They were also true and long-time friends, and Al considered that the forthcoming nuptials were due to his direct aid, advice and intervention. Lever was to be Roscoâs best man; it was a position he approached with more than a little awe.
âHey, Pollyâcrates. Belle. I was just coming to see how you two lovebirds were faring with Miss Gestapo in there.â Reflexively, he reached for his cigarettes, then pulled his hand away. âI forgot. City Hall. Another famous smokeless zone. Shows you what lengths a friend will go to in the line of nuptial duties.â He coughed, wheezed, then glowered at the staircase. âI read somewhere that climbing steps is great exercise. Itâs aerobic, or something.â
âAny exercise is better than none, Al.â
âI play golf, Pollyâcrates, in case your feeble brain forgot.â Another wheezing fit attacked Lever. He pretended to ignore the bemused glance that passed between his former partner and Belle. âThree