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an issue she could solve for once. It made a change from constantly banging her head against a wall trying to sort out how to fix her marriage.
    “That may work,” Lisa said slowly.
    “It will,” Christiana assured her. “Now come, help me roll him onto the rug.”
    With the three of them working together it was a quick job getting him positioned on the end of the rug and then rolling him up in it.
    “Now what?” Suzette asked as they straightened.
    “Now we carry him upstairs,” Christiana said firmly. “Suzie, you take that end, Lisa you take the middle and I shall take this end.” She knelt at her end of the carpet and waited for her sisters to position themselves, and then said, “On the count of three. One, two, three.”
    The last word was almost a grunt as Christiana tightened her hold on the rug and pushed herself to a standing position using only her legs.
    “Gad, he’s heavy,” Lisa complained as they started to walk slowly toward the door.
    “The added weight of the rug does not help,” Suzette panted as they paused at the door.
    Christiana merely grunted in agreement and jutted out her hip to help hold up her end as she reached out with one hand to quickly open the door. It was a very fast maneuver, even so the rug started to slip from her hip and she barely caught it in time to keep from dropping it. Sighing her relief, Christiana started out into the hall, only to come to an abrupt halt as she spotted Haversham approaching.
    Unfortunately, Lisa and Suzette were not expecting her to stop so abruptly and there was a soft curse and a bit of stumbling about behind her that nearly jerked the rug out of her hands as the weight increased. Just managing to keep her hold, Christiana glanced over her shoulder to see that Lisa had lost her grip on the rug and it was sagging in the middle. Even as she saw that though, the younger woman quickly caught it up again.
    Sighing, Christiana turned back and forced a smile for Haversham as he paused before her. She would say this for the man: he was well trained. The butler didn’t even bat an eyelash at the sight of the three women dragging a heavy rug about.
    “Is there some way I may be of assistance, my lady?” the man asked politely.
    “No, no,” she said quickly. “We’re just taking Dicky up to warm the rug. I mean we’re taking Dicky’s rug up to warm the room,” she corrected herself quickly in a strangled tone and then, because she couldn’t lie worth beans, babbled, “The guest room. The rose one that’s so chilly. Suzie will be staying there. In the room. And it’s chilly so we’re going to warm it with the rug. Dicky’s already warm. With a fever. He’s up in his room fevering so he won’t need his rug you see,” she ended almost desperately, unable to miss the exasperated sigh from behind her. Probably Suzette, she thought unhappily. It sounded like one of her “my sister is a big dolt” sighs. Christiana had suffered them often while growing up. But surely there should be an age limit to such obnoxious sounds? She felt certain they shouldn’t be allowed after a person had married.
    “I see,” Haversham said slowly. “Would you like me to carry it up for you?”
    “No!” The word exploded from her mouth like a ball from a cannon. Forcing herself to calm down, she added, “I need you to do something else.”
    Haversham nodded politely, waited, and then prompted, “And that would be?”
    “That would be what?” Christiana asked uncertainly.
    “The something else you need me to do, my lady,” Haversham explained patiently. “That would be what?”
    He was speaking slowly as if to a particularly dull child, but Christiana could hardly blame him for that when she had apparently turned into an idiot. She really had not been made for cloak-and-dagger activities, she decided wearily as she struggled for some errand to send the man on.
    “I need you to send one of the servants out to buy a chicken,” she said at