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employed as a, I don’t know, perhaps the word ‘guide’ would fit the circumstances? I think I could afford to pay you a rhinu a day.”
    Rincewind opened his mouth to reply but felt the words huddle together in his throat, reluctant to emerge in a world that was rapidly going mad. Twoflower blushed.
    “I have offended you,” he said. “It was an impertinent request to make of a professional man such as yourself. Doubtless you have many projects you wish to return to—some works of high magic, no doubt…”
    “No,” said Rincewind faintly. “Not just at present. A rhinu , you say? One a day. Every day?”
    “I think perhaps in the circumstances I should make it one and one half rhinu per day. Plus any out-of-pocket expenses, of course.”
    The wizard rallied magnificently. “That will be fine,” he said. “Great.”
    Twoflower reached into his pouch and took out a large round gold object, glanced at it for a moment, and slipped it back. Rincewind didn’t get a chance to see it properly.
    “I think,” said the tourist, “that I would like a little rest now. It was a long crossing. And then perhaps you would care to call back at noon and we can take a look at the city.”
    “Sure.”
    “Then please be good enough to ask the innkeeper to show me to my room.”
    Rincewind did so, and watched the nervous Broadman, who had arrived at a gallop from some back room, lead the way up the wooden steps behind the bar. After a few seconds the Luggage got up and pattered across the floor after them.
    Then the wizard looked down at the six big coins in his hand. Twoflower had insisted on paying his first four days’ wages in advance.
    Hugh nodded and smiled encouragingly. Rincewind snarled at him.
    As a student wizard Rincewind had never achieved high marks in precognition, but now unused circuits in his brain were throbbing and the future might as well have been engraved in bright colors on his eyeballs. The space between his shoulder blades began to itch. The sensible thing to do, he knew, was to buy a horse. It would have to be a fast one, and expensive—offhand, Rincewind couldn’t think of any horse dealer he knew who was rich enough to give change out of almost a whole ounce of gold.
    And then, of course, the other five coins would help him set up a useful practice at some safe distance, say two hundred miles. That would be the sensible thing.
    But what would happen to Twoflower, all alone in a city where even the cockroaches had an unerring instinct for gold? A man would have to be a real heel to leave him.

    The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork smiled, but with his mouth only.
    “The Hub Gate, you say?” he murmured.
    The guard captain saluted smartly. “Aye, lord. We had to shoot the horse before he would stop.”
    “Which, by a fairly direct route, brings you here,” said the Patrician, looking down at Rincewind. “And what have you got to say for yourself?”
    It was rumored that an entire wing of the Patrician’s palace was filled with clerks who spent their days collating and updating all the information collected by their master’s exquisitely organized spy system. Rincewind didn’t doubt it. He glanced toward the balcony that ran down one side of the audience room. A sudden run, a nimble jump—a sudden hail of crossbow quarrels. He shuddered.
    The Patrician cradled his chins in a beringed hand, and regarded the wizard with eyes as small and hard as beads.
    “Let me see,” he said. “Oathbreaking, the theft of a horse, uttering false coinage—yes, I think it’s the Arena for you, Rincewind.”
    This was too much.
    “I didn’t steal the horse! I bought it fairly!”
    “But with false coinage. Technical theft, you see.”
    “But those rhinu are solid gold!”
    “ Rhinu? ” The Patrician rolled one of them around in his thick fingers. “Is that what they are called? How interesting. But, as you point out, they are not very similar to dollars…”
    “Well, of course they’re