friends who have been there yet. Not really their type of place. But, should be fine. And of course, excited to celebrate Renee’s birthday in style. She deserves it. Please make me a “plus one” as Evan is going to join us. Thanks.
From: Ashley Price – January 21, 2011 – 4:04 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Renee’s Birthday
And I must say it is better than Pizza Party Zone. You know I love Mark, but what was he thinking? Like any of us would ever set foot into a restaurant that has a big frog as a mascot. Puh-lease!
And before you say anything, I talked to Evan and he promised that things would be different this time. He said he just got a bit scared because we were getting so serious. But he’s really ready to commit.
I know, I know what you are going to say. But really, I mean where do you meet single men these days? Coffee houses have gotten so passé. A co-worker has been playing her hand at finding someone online. Can you imagine? How desperate must you be to resort to computer dating? How do you know that the man you are talking to really isn’t some bored housewife in Tulsa or some teenager in Shreveport? On the Internet, no one is who they seem.
I know Evan isn’t perfect. But I just know things will be better this time.
From: Renee Greene – January 21, 2011 – 5:15 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Re: Renee’s Birthday
This is why I don’t want Ashley to know about my foray into the world of online dating. So, please, please PLEASE remember not to mention ANYTHING on Saturday night. I’ll tell Mark the same.
From: Renee Greene – January 21, 2011 – 5:22 PM
To: Mark Finlay
Subject: Loose Lips
Hey there. Just a quick reminder not to mention anything about the online dating stuff at dinner on Saturday. Just want to keep this a little secret between you, me and Shelley. The rest of the world can find out on my wedding day ;)
From: Shelley Manning – January 22, 2011 – 9:30 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Renee’s Birthday
No problem. Mum’s the word. And what does Miss Priss mean that eligible men won’t be at Alex’s? It is only THE hottest restaurant in town. But, what would she know about what’s in? I was so tempted to explain to Miss Priss that “Hollywood Chic” means no pearls, no skirts to the shin and no lace collars. However, leather dog collars are fine, even encouraged. How much do you want to bet she comes dressed like a nun on holiday?
From: Renee Greene – January 22, 2011 – 12:22 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Renee’s Birthday
Be nice! You know she’s been my friend since grade school and although we are very different, she is a good person.
From: Mark Finlay – January 24, 2011 – 3:46 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Loose Lips
You got it. Not a word shall be uttered from my lips. See you at Shelley’s place.
From: Shelley Manning – January 24, 2011 – 4:24 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Renee’s Birthday
I will be on my best behavior. I promise. And if I don’t, maybe Sister Priss, the Nun will crack my knuckles with a ruler. Okay, that was the last one. I promise. Mwah! Mwah!
From:
[email protected]/OutdoorDude – January 25, 2011 – 6:03 PM
To:
[email protected]/PRGal1981
Subject: Courtesy of a Response!
What, you think you’re so high and mighty you don’t even need to respond to an email? Well, I can tell you who you are. A snobby bitch. That’s who.
From: Renee Greene – January 25, 2011 – 6:05 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Courtesy of a Response!
All right. This is getting just a little freaky.
From: Shelley Manning – January 25, 2011 – 6:09 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Courtesy of a Response!
Yikes. Talk about a psycho. Just ignore it.
From:
[email protected]/OutdoorDude – January 28, 2011 –