you could be my niece?â
They were winging their way eastward. Holly sat up, relaxing a little. âHow many dragons are there in London, for example?â she asked.
âLook, kiddo, itâs bad enough that youâve seen me. Iâm not answering any more questions. I said you can come with me today, then you can let me get back to doing my job.â
âWell, I didnât think that dragons existed at all until this morning.â
âYou never wondered about the Loch Ness monster?â
Holly gasped. âWhy? Does it really exist? Is it a dragon?â
âNo,â said Dirk, laughing. âThereâs nothing in Loch Ness except fish and water.â
âOh,â said Holly, disappointed. âWhat about Saint George?â
âYou call him Saint George. We just call him George the cold-blooded murderer. He killed a defenceless pregnant mother. Very heroic. Nice guy to choose for your patron saint,â snapped Dirk angrily.
âI didnât choose him. Donât have a go at me,â she replied.
âHey, look, if youâve had enough . . .â Dirk stopped on a sloping roof. He lowered his body by the chimney top and said, âYou can get off here and I can go about my business on my own. You run and tell your mummy and daddy that you met a dragon and he told you that the Loch Ness monster is just a rubbish story made up by scared humans. Go on, get off.â
âThereâs no need to be like that. I only pointed out you arenât very friendly, but itâs to be expected, you donât have much company. Nor do I. Lots of people donât think Iâm very nice either.â
âDonât you care?â
âNot really,â replied Holly. âI know what Iâm really like and if other people canât be bothered to find out then I canât be bothered to care what they think.â
Dirk craned his neck round to look at the girl. She looked stubbornly back at him.
âYouâre not like most humans,â he said. âAll myclients ever care about is what other people think. They donât want it getting out that their wives are having affairs or that their business has gone under or that their daughters have run away from home. They want it kept quiet, brushed under the carpet.â
âWell, I just want to know whatâs happened to Willow. Sheâs only a cat and canât really look after herself.â
âOK, then, letâs find out.â Dirk stood up and they continued their journey in silence.
They came to rest on a flat factory rooftop across the road from the warehouse where he had seen the mysterious dragon take the cat. Lying in the yard outside the warehouse was the drainpiping that Dirk had ripped from the wall.
âAre we there?â asked Holly.
âYes, get off,â he replied.
She clambered off his back and stretched her arms out. âYouâre not very comfortable.â
âIâm not very friendly, Iâm not very comfortable. Itâs a wonder youâre here at all.â
âI told you, I . . .â
âWant to find your cat. Yes, yes, yes. Well, this is how we find her. We wait here and watch.â
âOK,â said Holly and she sat down. âWhat are we watching?â
âThat building.â
For an hour, they stared at the warehouse, but nothing happened. No dragons landed on the roof. Nobody went in or out of the building. Dirk was expecting Holly to moan about being bored. In fact, he was hoping she would. That way he could be shot of her. People always thought detective work was exciting but in reality most of it was like this. Sitting still, watching nothing happen slowly. He glanced at her, but she showed no signs of getting tired. Her eyes stared at the building as unblinkingly as they had an hour ago.
She caught him looking at her and said, âWhat?â
âNothing,â said Dirk
Suddenly a loud BANG rang