only a kind of camp-follower brought by Harriet.â
âWhy do you dislike Kleinians?â asked Tony. âDo you dislike them in particular or do you dislike all Freudians in general?â
âI wouldnât know the distinction,â said Burch, peering sharply over his gold-rimmed half-lenses, âany more than I am interested in the disputes between Jansenites and Jesuits. I happen to be a scientist and as such concerned with observable behaviour. Show me a slice of your super-ego under the microscope and I will believe in its existence.â
âI donât care about the super-ego or the castration complex,â said Tony, âyou can have them both. But in your books you also deny the existence of the mind, donât you?â
âI can look at a piece of brain tissue under the microscope. Show me a piece of mind under the microscope and I will believe in its existence. If you cannot do that I must regard the existence of a mind, as something distinct from the brain, as a gratuitous hypothesis which has to be eliminated.â
âBut a brain is merely a lump of matter, and I am told that matter has been de-materialized by the physicists into little whirlpools of energy or whatnot.â
âYou are repeating a favourite argument of the scientifically semi-literate.â
Tony changed his tack. âTake hypnosis. Does it not show the power of mind over matter?â
âHypnosis is a variant of a scientific technique called conditioning. It demonstrates observable changes in behaviour, due to the conditioning of the subjectâs responses.â
âBut I have seen a hypnotist make warts on an old womanâs face disappear in a week. Do you call a wart a behaviour?â
âI certainly donât call a wart a behaviour, and I have no time for mumbo-jumbo. Can you cure this?â he pointed to a leathery, lentil-shaped excrescence residing on his chin.
âI am not a hypnotist. But I think the chap I mentioned couldâ¦â
âI told you I have no time for hocus-pocus â¦â Claire wondered how Tony, for all his cheerfulness, would take a second snub, when fortunately she saw Nikolai approaching â his big head with the thick, greying hair lowered like a charging bullâs, but in slow motion. Or was âfortunatelyâ the right word? She knew as a fact â however indignant Professor Burch would be at such a suggestion â that Niko infallibly sensed when she needed him, whether he was at the other end of a crowded room or at a conference on the other side of the Atlantic. âYou are quarrelling already?â he asked, putting a fatherly hand with a hard grip on Tonyâs shoulder.
âTony is trying to convert Professor Burch to Cartesian dualism.â
âI would rather believe in little green men from Venus, travelling in flying teapots, than in a mind or soul which is not located in space and time and has no measurable temperature, or weight.â Burch spoke with some heat. To Tony he had been condescending; in Soloviefâs presence he became aggressive.
âIn our laboratories,â Solovief said, pointing an accusing finger at Burch, âwe deal with the elementary particles of matter, electrons, positrons, neutrinos and what-have-you, some of which possess no weight, nor mass, nor any precise location in space.â
âWe have all heard about those wonders. There has been no lack of publicity. So what do they prove?â
âThey prove that materialism is
vieux jeux,
a century out of date. Only you psychologists still believe in it. It is a very funny situation. We know that the behaviour of an electron is not completely determined by the laws of physics. You believe that the behaviour of a human being is completely determined by the laws of physics. Electrons are unpredictable, people are predictable. And you call this psychology.â
He bent his head towards Burch as if hard of hearing