assuming liquor was the answer to everything.
âLet me get this one. What you having, Miss California Jewel?â Calico said, offering me a truce drink.
âI donât accept drinks from people I donât know,â I said with a slight smile.
He began to say, âIâm sorryââ
âOh, I know you sorry . . . sorry-ass nigga.â I just had to take that. I owed him one. âIâm joking, sweetie,â I said, seeing the wrinkles of disapproval in his forehead. âOkay, letâs start from the beginning.â
âIâm Calico,â he said as he extended his hand.
Now just being a spoiled-ass little bitch for the hell of it, I folded my arms and refused to shake his hand. I wanted to be sure I had the upper hand.
âCome on, donât do this to me,â he begged.
I still refused, pushing it a little further.
âYo, you just make a nigga wanna . . .â He paused and took a deep breath, as though he was trying to refrain from doing something terrible. He added, âYou just make a nigga wanna hug your little ass,â then grabbed me tight.
Totally surprised by his actions, we all laughed together.
Damn, Iâm glad this nigga hugged me and didnât haul off and hit me , I thought, realizing I would have been caught totally off guard and probably knocked the fuck out.
Now that things were back on track, I figured Iâd better wrap things up. I needed to get his number and get the hell out of dodge. I started a little small talk as I waited for the perfect time to execute.
Meanwhile, Calico ordered a round of Cuervo 1800. The last thing I needed was another drink, but I didnât want to take the risk of insulting him by turning it down. So, on the count of three, we all tapped glasses and threw the drinks down.
âOkay, thatâs it for me, fellas,â I said as I attempted to stand up.
âOh no, you donât.â Calico grabbed my purse. âFriends donât let friends drive drunk,â he said between laughs.
âWhatever! Iâm not your friend, so itâs okay to let me drive,â I said sarcastically.
âDamn, are you always this vicious or just when youâre drunk?â Calico asked.
âIâm a Scorpio, baby. We never stop.â
âWell, Scorpio, Iâm not letting you drive. Iâll take you home.â
I looked at Calico from head to toe. I thought back to the first time Iâd seen him. Boy, you just donât know. If you came home with me tonight, youâll be handing over the keys to your Benz tomorrow. As horny and drunk as I am, who knows the tricks I would turn tonight? My thoughts were interrupted by Touchâs call.
âJewel, come on, Iâm taking you home.â He pulled my hand with his right hand, and my purse sat comfortable on his left wrist, just like it belonged there.
Calico followed behind us as we walked to my truck. Touch unlocked the door and threw my purse and cell phone on the driverâs seat.
I climbed in the passenger side and began to fumble with my iPod as I waited for him to gather some things from his car.
âOh shit,â I yelled as Calico tapped on my window, nearly scaring me to death.
He opened the door. âLet me see your phone.â
I reached over and grabbed my phone from the driverâs seat and handed it to him without hesitation. Iâd been a bitch enough for the night. Now it was time to settle down and handle business.
Calico entered and stored his number, called his phone, then handed me my phone back. âCan I get a call tomorrow?â he asked.
The words, âYou sure can,â slurred from my tongue, as my head began to spin.
âCool. Have a good night, sweetie.â Calico buckled me in and closed the door.
Touch hopped in and gave Calico a wave as we pulled out of the parking lot.
As quickly as we pulled out, I was knocked out. When I opened my eyes we were in front of my
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