somewhere. On the steep mountain trails around her Blue Castle only gaily caparisoned steeds might proudly pace; in real life Valancy would have been quite contented to drive in a buggy behind a nice horse. She got a buggy drive only when some uncle or cousin remembered to fling her âa chance,â like a bone to a dog.
CHAPTER 5
Of course she must buy the tea in Uncle Benjaminâs grocery store. To buy it anywhere else was unthinkable. Yet Valancy hated to go to Uncle Benjaminâs store on her twenty-ninth birthday. There was no hope that he would not remember it.
âWhy,â demanded Uncle Benjamin, leeringly, as he tied up her tea, âare young ladies like bad grammarians?â
Valancy, with Uncle Benjaminâs will in the background of her mind, said meekly, âI donât know. Why?â
âBecause,â chuckled Uncle Benjamin, âthey canât decline matrimony.â
The two clerks, Joe Hammond and Claude Bertram, chuckled also, and Valancy disliked them a little more than ever. On the first day Claude Bertram had seen her in the store she had heard him whisper to Joe, âWho is that?â And Joe had said, âValancy Stirlingâone of the Deerwood old maids.â âCurable or incurable?â Claude had asked with a snicker, evidently thinking the question very clever. Valancy smarted anew with the sting of that old recollection.
âTwenty-nine,â Uncle Benjamin was saying. âDear me, Doss, youâre dangerously near the second corner and not even thinking of getting married yet. Twenty-nine. It seems impossible.â
Then Uncle Benjamin said an original thing. Uncle Benjamin said, âHow time does fly!â
â I think it crawls ,â said Valancy passionately. Passion was so alien to Uncle Benjaminâs conception of Valancy that he didnât know what to make of her. To cover his confusion, he asked another conundrum as he tied up her beansâCousin Stickles had remembered at the last moment that they must have beans. Beans were cheap and filling.
âWhat two ages are apt to prove illusory?â asked Uncle Benjamin; and, not waiting for Valancy to âgive it up,â he added, âMir-age and marri-age.â
âM-i-r-a-g-e is pronounced mirazh,â said Valancy shortly, picking up her tea and her beans. For the moment she did not care whether Uncle Benjamin cut her out of his will or not. She walked out of the store while Uncle Benjamin stared after her with his mouth open. Then he shook his head.
âPoor Doss is taking it hard,â he said.
Valancy was sorry by the time she reached the next crossing. Why had she lost her patience like that? Uncle Benjamin would be annoyed and would likely tell her mother that Doss had been impertinentââto me !ââand her mother would lecture her for a week.
âIâve held my tongue for twenty years,â thought Valancy. âWhy couldnât I have held it once more?â
Yes, it was just twenty, Valancy reflected, since she had first been twitted with her loverless condition. She remembered the bitter moment perfectly. She was just nine years old and she was standing alone on the school playground while the other little girls of her class were playing a game in which you must be chosen by a boy as his partner before you could play. Nobody had chosen Valancyâlittle, pale, black-haired Valancy, with her prim, long-sleeved apron and odd, slanted eyes.
âOh,â said a pretty little girl to her, âIâm so sorry for you. You havenât got a beau.â
Valancy had said defiantly, as she continued to say for twenty years, âI donât want a beau.â But this afternoon Valancy once and for all stopped saying that.
âIâm going to be honest with myself anyhow,â she thought savagely. âUncle Benjaminâs riddles hurt me because they are true. I do want to be married. I want a house of my