Chuckâs, went home, scarfed my dinner, and went to bed. I let Rudy take care of the nighttime routine on this night, since I had to get up at like four in the morning. The next twenty-four hours were going to be the longest twenty-four hours of my life.
Three
I held an extra-big cup of hot cocoa in my left hand as my right hand scratched my tummy in the dark. I yawned as Eleanore pulled up in her big station wagon. Everybody participating in the birding Olympics was meeting at the commuter parking lot just on the edge of the south part of town. I waved, blithely thinking that sheâd be happy that I was on time for this stupid meditation. I was mistaken.
âCaffeine! How do you intend to meditate if youâre hopped up on caffeine?â
âGeez, Eleanore, itâs not like Iâm taking speed,â I said defensively.
Before I could say anything more, Eleanore moved in front of the headlights on her station wagon. She was dressed entirely, from head to toe, in camouflage. Her face was painted various shades of green and tan. And somehow Eleanore had managed to find a ladyâs wide-brimmed hat in camouflage colors. She had a big feather of some sort sticking out of the back of it. Upon closer scrutiny, I noticed that sheâd even painted her fingernails alternately with green and tan. Well, when Eleanore decided to blend, she could blend.
I, on the other hand, was wearing long underwear, a pair of jeans, Doc Martens, a Rams sweatshirt, and a big fuzzy blue hat that Rachel had knitted for me in her crafts class at school. I donât own any camouflage clothes. I donât own any khaki, unless you count my shorts, and it wasnât warm enough for those. But I thought at least the hat was the same color as the sky.
Eleanore glared at me, looking from my shoes to the floppy ball on the end of my hat. âIf you ruin my chances of winning the first ever New Kassel Birding Olympics, I will hunt you down.â
âHunt me down? Eleanore, you know my address.â
âI mean it, Torie. You may ruin everything, but youâre not ruining this!â
âOh yeah? Well, I was just about to say the same thing about you. So if you donât win, sweep in front of your own door!â
âBut I am not the oneââ She raised her hands and stopped midsentence. âWe must meditate.â
She spread a blanket on the gravel and sat down.
âOkeydokey,â I said. I gulped as much of my hot chocolate as I could and sat down across from her.
âAnkles folded. Fingertips touching the thumb. Relax. Breathe.â
âRight.â I did as she instructed and wondered when in the world Eleanore had started meditating. It sure as heck had made no difference in her outward personality, so it was either something brand-new or there was no hope for Eleanore ever being anything other than Eleanore. I couldnât help but wonder if it was okay to think about Eleanore during meditation.
âOpen the back of your throat,â she said.
âI thought I had.â
âNo, no, no. Youâve got it all wrong.â
âThe back of my throat is open!â I argued.
âNo itâs not.â
âIf it wasnât open, Iâd be dead, you idiot!â
âYou have to sound like Darth Vader when youâre breathing.â
âYou do? Are you sure?â I asked.
âYes.â
âAll right,â I said.
So we sat there facing each other, sounding like Darth Vader, although I thought we sounded like we had head colds. Even though there was a blanket beneath me, the rocks were grinding into my butt cheeks, and it was nippy outsideâabout forty degrees. So pretty soon my teeth were chattering and my butt was numb and Eleanore was attracting all sorts of attention with her breathing, but it wasnât from the birds.
âImagine you have wings,â she said in some far-off, dreamy voice.
I didnât want to imagine that I had wings,
George Biro and Jim Leavesley