Believer
ANDREI CODRESCU
Five One-Minute Eggs
1. The Economy
We used to make things we didnât understand (Marx), consumed by
people who didnât understand us, and now we donât even understand the
people who are making them, that is us. Our misunderstandings progress.
We consume things that are familiar, and the more familiar they get, the
less we know or sympathize with ourselves, the people who make them.
We are not familiar with the parts of these things that other people make,
but we love to use them. Technology is familiar, people are not. The
people who make TVs know us from TV better than we know them or
ourselves. When we are not on TV, we are waiting to slit our (their)
throats. The German economy thrives because Germans make âthe thing
that goes inside the thing that goes inside the thing.â
Can you love people you donât understand? With a blender and a mixer
and an iPhone.
The Jesuits would be pleased.
Why would God need to choose a people when there are all these
machines around.
What else would He do with the Salvation Army warehouses?
2. Pound in the Ozarks
5 time grimace:
pro patria
pro domo
pro usura
pro forma
pro pane
3. Expansive Song
Space is my Baby
Time is my Bitch
(with Vince Cellucci)
4. I Broker
âin this army you break down your body like a gun
ascertain its needs and reassemble it for action when theyâve been metâ
The Manual
splitting hairs for commodities
the centrifugal force that dismembers matter into sellable minis
the broker broke down his body and ordered its needs from a catalogue
everything arrived by mail overnight and the broker reassembled
hermself
by the time the market opened
herm hoped to make enough to post a profit
on the increasing needs of herm body
âevery day you donât sell you buyâ
herm ever-expanding ever-needy body
was an expense that had to be covered by greater profit
so when herm body incorporated the city the country and the globe
it had to be broken down and fed
by myriads of catalogues from outer space
whence the profits had to also eventually come
today herm franchised copper on mars and sold
the green algae noon meal of the cloned venus from last night
i went to sleep without a shower and woke up malcontent
but my daughters brought me time for breakfast
i was happy with the design
some retro some yet to be duplicated
what counts is attitude
5. San Michele
itâs got to be raining in Venice
to write like Henry James
was never your wish in even
the most twisted version of yourself
from House Organ
BILLY COLLINS
Foundling
How unusual to be living a life of continual self-expression,
jotting down little things,
noticing a leaf being carried down a stream,
then wondering what will become of me,
and finally to work alone under a lamp
as if everything depended on this,
groping blindly down a page,
like someone lost in a forest.
And to think it all began one night
on the steps of a nunnery
where I lay gazing up from a sewing basket,
which was doubling for a proper baby carrier,
staring into the turbulent winter sky,
too young to wonder about anything
including my recent abandonmentâ
but it was there that I committed
my first act of self-expression,
sticking out my infant tongue
and receiving in return (I can see it now)
a large, pristine snowflake much like any other.
from The Southampton Review and Slate
MARTHA COLLINS
[white paper 24]
The Irish were not, the Germans
were not, the Jews Italians Slavs and others
were not, or were not exactly or not quite
at various times in American history.
Before us the Greeks themselves
were not (though the weaker enemy
Persians were), the next-up Romans
themselves were not either.
And later the Europeans were not
until Linnaeus named by color,
red white yellow and black.
Even the English settlers were only
vaguely at first to contrast with natives,
but then with Africans, more