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    The Genie's Secret
    The Return of Alice
    The Sword That Spoke
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    Kiss of the Acolyte
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    Bloodliner – a novel
    Diary of a Maggot
    Dionysus Dying
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    Humor (Adults Only)
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    Dancing With Murder (a cozy mystery novel)
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    The Foolproof Cure for Cancer
    The Other Waiter
    Who Unkilled Johnny Murder?
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    Flight of Ideas
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    6 Scifi Stories
    6 More Scifi Stories
    6 Scifi Stories Book 3
    Beware the Black Battlenaut
    Give The Hippo What He Wants
    Lenin of the Stars
    Messiah 2.0
    My Cannibal Lover
    Off The Face Of The Earth
    One Awake In All The World
    Playing Doctor
    Resist the Red Battlenaut
    Serial Killer vs. E-Merica
    Something Borrowed, Something Doomed
    Star Sex
    Teacher of the Century
    The Greatest Serial Killer in the Universe
    The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake
    The Shrooms of Benares
    Universal Language – a novel
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    Superheroes
    6 Superhero Stories
    7 Comic Book Scripts
    A Matter of Size (mature readers)
    Forced Retirement (Forced Heroics Book 1)
    Forced Betrayal (Forced Heroics Book 2)
    Forced Partnership (Forced Heroics Book 3)
    Heroes of Global Warming
    Mr. Sandman: The Dream Lord Awakens - graphic novel script
    The Masked Family – a novel
    The Wife Who Never Was
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    Thrillers
    Backtracker – a novel
    Day 9 – a novel
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    The Trek It! Series
    Trek This!
    Trek Off!
    Trek Fail!
    Trek Script!
    Trek Script 2
    Trek Novel!
    Trek You!
    Trek It!
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    Young Readers
    Dolphin Knight – a novel
    Lump
    Tommy Puke and the Boy with the Golden Barf
    Tommy Puke and the World's Grossest Grown-Up
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    Now on Sale from Robert T. Jeschonek
    A Young Adult Fantasy Novel That Really Rocks!
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    One of Booklist's Top Ten First Novels for Youth
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    Being trapped in a book can be a nightmare—just ask Idea Deity. He’s convinced that he exists only in the pages of a novel written by a malevolent author . . . and that he will die in Chapter 64. Meanwhile, Reacher Mirage, lead singer of the secret rock band Youforia, can’t figure out who’s posting information about him and his band online that only he should know. Someone seems to be pulling the strings of both teens’ lives . . . and they’re not too happy about it. With Youforia about to be exposed in a national magazine and Chapter 64 bearing down like a speeding freight train, time is running out. Will Idea and Reacher be able to join forces and take control of their own lives before it’s too late?
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    School of Rock meets Alice in Wonderland in this fast-paced, completely unpredictable novel of alternate realities, time travel, and rock ‘n’ roll. If your favorite band does not exist . . . do you?
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    "Overall, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist is a wacky and enjoyable trip...full of intriguing, imaginative concepts that keep a reader hooked." –Thom Dunn, The Daily Genoshan
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    "This first novel has all the look of a cult fave: baffling to many, an anthem for a few, and unlike anything else out there." –Ian Chipman, Booklist Starred Review
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    " Chaos theory meets rock 'n' roll in adult author Jeschonek's ambitious, reality-bending YA debut." "...this proudly surreal piece of metafiction could develop a cult following ..."– Publishers Weekly
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    "Reading this reminded me of authors like Terry Prachett and Neil Gaiman…" – BiblioJunkies
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    THE BEAR IN THE CABLE-KNIT SWEATER
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    Copyright © 2012 by Robert T. Jeschonek
    www.thefictioneer.com
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    Cover Art Copyright © 2012 by Ben Baldwin
    www.benbaldwin.co.uk
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    Published in November 2012 by Pie Press by