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and inquired sharply, “Is there some logical explanation for your indigo tongue?”
    “I ate a blue candy cane on the way to the airport,” James answered somewhat sheepishly, and then, as he met Paulette’s judgmental stare in the rearview mirror, his embarrassment quickly morphed into irritation. “The Charlottesville airport is much closer than Dulles. You could have saved a lot of time by flying in there.”
    “And subject myself to one of those tin cans with wings the airlines call ‘sky buses’? Never! Those things are death traps!” The Diva removed a compact from her purse and touched up her flawless makeup. “Are we almost there? This vehicle is most uncomfortable.”
    James rubbed his steering wheel with tenderness as though to ward off Paulette’s last remark.
    As the Bronco climbed a steep hill, Willow whistled at the sight of a dramatic slope covered in green-topped pine trees and leafless hardwoods. “I bet this looks lovely in the snow,” she said.
    “The Shenandoah Valley is the most beautiful place on earth,” James bragged. “I’d rather be here than on a beach in Hawaii or some café in Paris.”
    Paulette snorted. “As if you’d know what a Parisian café is like. I went to culinary school there and the dirtiest alley in France has more grandeur than these puny, blue hills. Oh, how I detest the country! How on earth could my sister be living in such a state of crudeness?”
    Annoyed beyond measure, James switched on the radio. “Jingle Bells” played merrily through the speakers as the Bronco moved rapidly through the town of Grove Hill. Most of the towns along the highway could be driven through in the time it took one to sing the chorus from “Jingle Bells,” but James was tempted to pick up speed in order to shorten the amount of time he was forced to spend with the Diva.
    “Is your town like all these others?” Paulette inquired with a trace of anxiety. “I haven’t seen a single Starbucks, let alone a decent hotel or restaurant.” She leaned forward and poked Willow in the shoulder. “I told you we should have had cooking supplies FedExed down here. How am I supposed to make my sister’s wedding cake using materials from a store called Food Lion ?”
    James couldn’t take it any longer. “We’re actually still usin’ the barter system ’round these parts,” he drawled. “But I’m right sure you could find something to trade for a dozen eggs and some fresh-milled flour. Someone might fancy that fur coat of yours. Now, sugar’s mighty dear, what with the war and all. And I sure hope you brought your own toilet paper for the outhouse.”
    “Very droll, young man,” Paulette replied acerbically, but James thought he caught a glimmer of amusement in her cool, gray eyes.
    Having been instructed to take Paulette directly to the only inn near Quincy’s Gap, a quaint bed-and-breakfast called the Widow’s Peak, James was greatly relieved when he turned off the main road and made the steady but gentle climb up the winding driveway to the front of the restored 1800s farmhouse.
    “Oh my,” Paulette muttered as James turned off the engine. “Willow, you’d better have bought out all the rooms for the next two weeks. I don’t want to have our work interrupted by couples on romantic getaways or those bed-and-breakfast junkies that actually seek out these sorts of establishments. Also, I was assured that we could have full use of the kitchen. Make sure they’re aware that I will not stand for any interruptions when I’m baking, no matter what time it is.” After a moment’s pause, the Diva of Dough sharply chided, “Why are you still standing there, you fool of a girl! No wonder you can’t find yourself a husband. You’re as slow and stupid as a particular member of the bovine kingdom. Get going!”
    After Willow scurried away, James marched to the rear of the Bronco, opened the door with an angry jerk, and blocked Paulette’s exit from his truck. “Ms. Martine,